The thread of non-news

[QualityChimp]

Olly Murs fell over on stage.

He got up again and carried on singing.

As featured in The Sun, The Metro, Heat and OK!.

[charlesr]

QC, why are you reading this junk? It's rotting your brain.

[QualityChimp]

Two girls in the office are big fans and went to see him last week.

They were talking this morning and one mentioned these dramatic events that happened overnight.
I cut to chase and explained the story in two sentences, but checked if anybody else was reporting it, without clicking the links, because as Press Start to Begin says, we don't want to actually give this non-news any hits!

[charlesr]

Off the hook!

[Sketcz]

I was reading a page on North Korea's threats of nuclear holocaust, but was distracted by a side column revealing:

"Justin Bieber's monkey quarantined in Germany"

Now that's a news story.

[Brad]

Kim kardashian (what does she do? I've heard the name but am unaware of her talent) has had a haircut. No links so as not to encourage them.

[davesol]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22078110

There won't be a minute's silence before football matches because a woman who had nothing whatsoever to do with football has died

[charlesr]

lol quality.

[Pikate]

You people need TMZ in your life:

Some basketball player's wife has a fat arse:

http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/08/chris-boshs-wife-adrienne-bikini-booty-photo/

Jessica Simpson is STILL pregnant:

http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/08/jessica-simpson-still-pregnant-3-months-to-go/

Wrestler is having a shave:

http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/06/wwe-star-john-cena-wrestlemania-tmz-tv/

[dazzling_bubble]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_4F3lJf8T0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[EJG1980]

You can't beat local news for sheer drama and excitement:











Boots shut? BOOTS SHUT???

[nakamura]

This thread is what I would imagine North Korean news headlines to be.

[Plough Boy]

You can't beat local news for sheer drama and excitement:

This probably made the news headlines on Look East in Norwich. Seriously.

[S3M]

This probably made the news headlines on Look East in Norwich. Seriously.

Breaking news even. Look East has only got worse as the years have gone on these days I've seen it cover stories near London.

[eastyy]

Lol before i moved to ireland i was living in north walsham and is it sad thats probably the most exciting thing to happen there......oh apart from the pub clashes and fights :P