The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[Neon Ignition]

Ask them if they like Forums, whoever says they're so much better than social media wins!

[vanpeebles]

I'd say start bathing that glans in malt vinegar. Sarson's.

You're gonna need a conker-level knob.

Might have to start dipping it in petrol

[charlesr]

Ask them if they like Forums, whoever says they're so much better than social media wins!

The hockey one I'm meeting on Saturday is upping the ante with a message about kicking ass on Mario Kart. I have NOT mentioned videogames.

[endo]

The hockey one I'm meeting on Saturday is upping the ante with a message about kicking ass on Mario Kart. I have NOT mentioned videogames.

Have you mentioned spanking her arse though?

[teddymeow]

Have you mentioned spanking her arse though?

While she plays Mario Kart.

<Insert blue shell joke here>

[prinnysquad]

Which dame is the most WAD?

Give us ratings for face, tits, arse and legs. It’ll be BD WAD top trumps.

[Cassius_Smoke]

Good to see genuine advice being given here.

[charlesr]

Good to see genuine advice being given here.

The old thread was called "The thread of bad advice"

[kryss]

While she plays Mario Kart.

<Insert blue shell joke here>

Those spikes are fun for no-one.

[randombs]

I'd say start bathing that glans in malt vinegar. Sarson's.

You're gonna need a conker-level knob.

I'm just quoting this because it deserves to be visible on every page of this thread

[charlesr]

Everything was great on paper for tonight but it didn't pan out. Fun evening and great chat, but no spark. Wednesday girl wins by a long shot.

[teddymeow]

Thread title should be Sex Bob-omb.

It's a gaming forum FFS!!

[QualityChimp]

[charlesr]

Cool.

[JazzFunk]

Now it's officially THAPOCALYPSE (tm) an ex I loved the most from 9yrs back is liking or loving *EVERYTHING* I write on Facebook. And I don't write much.

Hmmmm.

It is weird what crises bring out. Even the bogroll thing. Who would've even imagined???!!!