The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[randombs]

And an IPS file to patch in the English translation

[sj33]

^No file yet exists that is compatible with mine.

[nakamura]

Women over 30 are all SD though, and I'm pretty sure she needs a step-up to be able to kiss me.

Can't she just gain leverage from your probably constantly erect penis?

[J0e Musashi]

Women over 30 are all SD though, and I'm pretty sure she needs a step-up to be able to kiss me.

Mine's 34, she displays like an XE-1 OLED.

[randombs]

Can't she just gain leverage from your probably constantly erect penis?

I love this post. It bobs up and down proudly in a sea of euphemism.

Yes, that line itself is a bit of a euphemism.

[Darwock]

I don't think the phrase 'constantly erect penis' really qualifies as a euphemism to be honest.

[randombs]

Sorry, it was a bit vague but I meant his post sticks out among the euphemism-laden posts.

[nakamura]

It's Kryss' post that is sticking out.

[kryss]

Can't she just gain leverage from your probably constantly erect penis?

8 hours of flacidity while I'm in work.

[Brad]

First date in 16 years on Sunday.

[charlesr]

Please tell us what it's like at our age. Guessing exactly the same as 20 years ago

And in keeping with the thread title, remember to talk about your desire to turn the kitchen into an arcade.

[kryss]

Be sure to mention several times that you are 97% sure you don't have any STIs. Women/men on dates love hearing that.

Also, any opportunity to use the phrase "smash backdoors in" gets you the Famidude Trophy Achievement.
Making reference to being single for more than 3 years gets you the Kryss Trophy.
Be sure to go skating with her/him, because you never really know someone otherwise...

[prinnysquad]

Toe blasting. It's all about the toe blasting. Better mention it early doors and make sure she's cool with it.

[Brad]

Not sure why I came in here expecting real advice lol. Made me laugh anyway

[QualityChimp]

First date in 16 years on Sunday.

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