The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[fishbowlhead]

I’m doing and have done just fine thanks FF, so no loss whatsoever.

[charlesr]

you guys

[Family Fry]

Seriously though, it’s shallow to walk out on a date because of a pair of boots, I would be ashamed to admit that I had done something like that.
Then again I wouldn’t do something like that because I’m not a huge twat.

[fishbowlhead]

Aaaaaaaaaaand again, absolutely no loss to me whatsoever. You show up to a first date in ugg boots it clearly shows you cant be bothered, so i just walked off.

[speedlolita]

Any other footwear you’re not fond of?

[Asura]

That's got to be a wind-up, surely?

[Jaz]

Ugg boots is a likely bang so I would stay.

[endo]

Christ, fair enough if you don't like them, but it's not like she turned up in her slippers is it?

[Zaki]

Ugg, best bang for the buck.

[endo]

Imagine Ugg boots and a Pizza Hut voucher. That would essentially be tantamount to a slap in the face.

[fishbowlhead]

No wind up I really did that. I just couldn’t be bothered, she pestered me for ages online and turned up looking like a slob in ugg boots and tatty clothes, I don’t expect a little black dress and red pumps at a top LONDON restaurant on a first date, but I walked into the pub after a long day and just died inside a little at the lack of effort, so left.

[Dogg Thang]

I don’t expect a little black dress and red pumps

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[Jaz]

Imagine Ugg boots and a Pizza Hut voucher. That would essentially be tantamount to a slap in the face.

Sounds like two slices of pie to me.

[randombs]

It’d be funny if she’d got fed up of lame first dates and decided to go for ‘take me as I am or take a hike, son’. FBH was all ‘I’ll take hike for 180 please, Bob’ and got the dippidy-duck out of there.

[QualityChimp]

Using these 10 words in your dating profile will increase your chances of a 'right swipe' says survey

1. Six foot
2. Family
3. Dogs
4. Dinner
5. Beard
6. Travel
7. Music
8. Relationship
9. Gym
10. Car

Although the article says "six foot" the infogram says "6 inches"...