The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[charlesr]

[MENTION=25]charlesr[/MENTION] be cautious on the cyber: blackmail material a-go-go.

Plus, watching a man beat his meat on a chair in his study, is not a turn-on however much she's into you. If you do it, make a phone call - no video!

lol, I was thinking text only in a private room with anonymity names

[Blobcat]

We only met in 200...3?

Nice save.

[vanpeebles]

fammydodd.jpg??

[Hirst]

fammydodd.jpg??

Fammydodd doesn't have the technology to do a JPEG, he's still churning out BMPs.

[prinnysquad]

The resolution didn’t exist to pick up the FamMyDicK back then. It just looked like a blurry copse of wiry pubes around a rotting pink stump.

[kryss]

lol, I was thinking text only in a private room with anonymity names

Is THAT why you keep pushing the IRC channel??

[gunrock]

[MENTION=25]charlesr[/MENTION]: woah! You'll be fapping away to a fat, white mall-cop pretending to be a Tiffany, a cheerleader with daddy issues...

[Zaki]

https://imgur.com/gallery/Rf0muGP

[gunrock]

[MENTION=25]charlesr[/MENTION]: with my magic cloak +2 of disappearance, I make your bra vanish!

[endo]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[charlesr]

"Oh god, not you again"

Legend

[charlesr]

Been dating my future forever girl since end of lockdown.

Her: What are you looking for in a girl?
Me: Um... Long legs (she is 5'11"), laughs, serious when need be, not a nutter.

Later that evening....
Her: I've just finished making my shrine to you. When are you getting a Laura tattoo?

She makes me laugh so much.

(it's been nice knowing you all)

[prinnysquad]

Pics, or we’ll know it’s all made up twaddle.

[Hirst]

My missus was thinking of getting a PC Engine Mini and then we went halves on it, so I'm very happy with my relationship.

[QualityChimp]

My missus was thinking of getting a PC Engine Mini and then we went halves on it, so I'm very happy with my relationship.

I heard she's used to sharing a mini with you.