The Relationship Thread II: Lost in that Last Goodbye

[briareos_kerensky]

Congratulations Shakey!

[QualityChimp]

(bar some confusion regarding how to katakana-ise my surname).

ジェイク・サーティー・スリー

Congratulations! Are you honeymooning anywhere?

Q: Why is the bride's dress white?
A: So the Dishwasher matches the fridge!

[kryss]

I thought the process was pretty simple apart from the 3 week bands nonsense we have to do at the British Embassy. Most of the time was travelling to my work to get witness signatures.

And congrats too!

[nakamura]

It was easy for us too. It takes a while for marriage to sink it. Congrats Jake.

[prinnysquad]

Kryss - skip the kissing and progress straight to giving her a finger blasting. Under the table in the coffee shop.

[kryss]

Thanks prinny, you nearly made me spit my tea all over my computer here at work
I'll keep your advice in mind, naturally...

[kryss]

Well, I'm not going to say anything that might jinx anything but...

[QualityChimp]

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more Like does she have a car?

[nakamura]

Tell us. Jesus died for this moment.

[Colin]

****ing hell, it's a Christmas miracle.

[randombs]

More like a Kryssmas miracle!

Until she finds out about this thread, Densha Otoko-style.

[prinnysquad]

I knew the finger blasting would do the bizzo.

[kryss]

^I cleared 11 TB of tentacle pron out earlier, just in case.

Love Actually, a bottle of wine, and a little courage. Things are looking promising.

edit: no prinny!

[Colin]

Just make sure you don't go in there with a loaded gun, it's been a while. You know what I'm saying here.

[kryss]

Thanks Colin, I'd meant to empty my Christmas sacks before she got there but just didn't have time. Worked out okay, but next time...