Little Things That Make You Smile 7: The Joy Department

[wakka]

Oh these are killing me

[Brad]

I remember you! Weedkilled you!

[charlesr]

I'll trim that for a dollar

[Deuteros]

Thank you for your laceration. Good night.

[Hirst]

Unplanned trip to Ikea with the missus today as there were some major traffic jams in the area, made more sense to stop there and have a break than sit around waiting for my car radiator to blast out hot coolant all over the place. Anyway they've got a café in there, figured it would be an idea to get a hot drink and check the traffic news before we moved on.

Turns out with their free loyalty card you can get filter coffee for nothing on a weekday. Jackpot! Grabbed two coffee cups, they scanned my barcode thing off the phone, no money paid. However, despite them having a range of different prices for hot drinks, the entire process of operating the drinks machine is left completely unattended, which means do what you like I guess.

Anyway, had two filter coffees, two hot chocolates, shoved a load of napkins and sweetener in my pockets, used the toilet (it was free), didn't pay them a bean. Take that, Martin Lewis "Money Saving Expert". Just wish I knew about this place when I was still dating, would have saved me at least a fiver.

[wakka]

This reminds me of the guy who used Pizza Hut vouchers on a date.

[QualityChimp]

Who is going to tell Hirst that those display toilets aren't plumbed in...

[endo]

This reminds me of the guy who used Pizza Hut vouchers on a date.

Hey, you can't argue with romance and thriftiness!

[Neon Ignition]

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[Golgo]

Vile, spoilt man-child having a temper tantrum and unable to cope with a leaking pen: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-62901408

[Anpanman]

Just get a new pen, or ask one of your servants for one, or let the pen leak and use the knib like you would a quill in the times of Billy Shakespeare.

[randombs]

Must be a Parker pen.

[Anpanman]

No, only Lady Penelope used Parker's.

[randombs]

No, only Lady Penelope used Parker's.

She’s definitely had Parker’s pen leaking all over her

[briareos_kerensky]

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