UK IX: This Economy Will Self-Destruct In...

[fishbowlhead]

And that'll be the only reason he wants to cling on for a bit longer, not out of any betterment of the country.

I must of missed that where even a single politician made any betterment of the country.

[Brad]

Like the guy who's working his notice and CBA to do his job properly, Boris will be having a right jape until the last moment.

Business as usual then.

[QualityChimp]

I loved the moment during his resignation speech where he's talking about how immensely proud he's been to serve the country and how it's the best job in the world, but you can hear the strains of "Yakety Sax" aka "The Benny Hill Theme" in the background!

[MartyG]

Well, given he hasn't actually resigned yet - I'm not sure you can call it a resignation speech tbh.

He's "agreed to resign", not done it.

I have today appointed a cabinet to serve, as I will, until a new leader is in place

[Neon Ignition]

I hate constantly hearing 'But he got Brexit done, was responsible for the vaccine rollout, is dealing with the war in Ukraine'

Nope - Nope - And Nope

[Asura]

He used the "darwinian" to describe our political system.

In what universe is BoJo, who reached the pinnacle of said system, "the fittest" at literally anything?!

[QualityChimp]

I hate constantly hearing 'But he got Brexit done, was responsible for the vaccine rollout, is dealing with the war in Ukraine'

Nope - Nope - And Nope

He said something like "I got us all through the Coronavirus Pandemic."

Pretty sure not everyone made it through.

[MartyG]

And it's still ongoing.

[QualityChimp]

Mate, didn't you hear? He got Coronavirus done, just like he got Brexit done.

[Neon Ignition]

I won't be resigning!

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U-turns to the end

[Brad]

He said something like "I got us all through the Coronavirus Pandemic."

Pretty sure not everyone made it through.

Dude, he wasn't addressing the dead people, just those of us that remain alive! He got US through the pandemic. Well, I sort of got myself through with the aid of science and the NHS actually.

[Brad]

Also, "Got Brexit Done"? He did literally nothing until time just ran out and we fell off a cliff.

[Lebowski]

Mate, didn't you hear? He got Coronavirus done, just like he got Brexit done.

Dont forget he single handily stopped the Ukraine war too all via phone.

"Give me three rings when your back home safe in your bunker Zelenski or i wont sleep tonight"

[Brad]

Gove has announced he will not be running for leadership.

In other news I'd like to announce that I will not be representing Britain in the 100m at the next Olympics, for the same reason.

[Asura]

Gove has announced he will not be running for leadership.

In other news I'd like to announce that I will not be representing Britain in the 100m at the next Olympics, for the same reason.

Because you look like Pob too?