Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas

[martTM]

Just a quick question about weaponry - anyone found the double-ended purple dildo in the police showers (in Los Santos, I believe)? Our guys here found it and are now having great fun bludgeoning hookers to death with it... very amusing.

edit: did a quick search and... well, someone has. Dammit.

[ThoseOfTheUnlight]

Heh yeah noticed that - its great fun indeed.

I'm 40 odd percent through and loving every minute!

[Concept]

Hey, I've read it's possible to pick up hitchikers along the country roads. Anyone done this yet?

[whohe]

Just a quick question about weaponry - anyone found the double-ended purple dildo in the police showers (in Los Santos, I believe)? Our guys here found it and are now having great fun bludgeoning hookers to death with it... very amusing.

edit: did a quick search and... well, someone has. Dammit.

See, that's the problem with this game. No bloody imagination at all.

Think how much fun you could have with a double-ended purple dilido and a pair of hookers.

[Shibusawa jr.]

Another nice touch i spotted last night was the deep sound of the army helicopter that was just passing over me, probably returning to the barracks. Really made it feel like a warzone (surround sound= bliss).
Another nice one is when two people crash into eachother they get out of their cars, start arguing and sometimes get into a fight

[Ravon]

im just playing pool in a bar ...for no reason... crazy

[lazychu]

Another nice touch i spotted last night was the deep sound of the army helicopter that was just passing over me, probably returning to the barracks. Really made it feel like a warzone (surround sound= bliss).
Another nice one is when two people crash into eachother they get out of their cars, start arguing and sometimes get into a fight

I (indirectly) managed to make a wonderful pile up just now. South of SL airport there's an underpass with some graffitti on top of the entrance. I was just tagging it when a cop biker sped by spotted me and stopped. Cue about 15 vehicles slamming into the back of his bike and causing a wonerdously explosive chain reaction as I just stood there on top of the wall. Wish I had my camera and not the spray can now.

[Concept]

An amusing thing happened to me earlier on today. Taking a prostitute out to the end of a secluded beach, the action starts, yet because the rocking now is physics-based, while CJ and her are getting it on, the car rocks so much that it ends up rolling down the beach and into the sea...

Killing the prostitute during the moment of passion and trashing my newly modded sports-type vechile too.

[Shibusawa jr.]

There's just so many of these moments that make me totally forget about the frustrating bits. Can't wait to go home from work in two hours and start playing again.

[MikeRox]

meh, I want to go cruisin round the whole city, but I cba to do the missions, damn linear structure

[Concept]

The opening missions (and tutorials accompanying them) are linear but stick with it. A few hours in and the game really opens up and becomes exceptionally expansive.

[Babelrich]

Here's some badness-ish:

I was doing one of the trucker missions and the police were chasing me, I decided to stay on the wide roads round LS airport and the truck got stuck int he tunnel!!!!!!

The truck was to high for the tunnel so the truck blew up killing me with it

But thats about it for badness apart from a few little bugs that I've experienced.

[macosx]

I can't wit to get my hands on a helicopter

[DjSatansfury]

So how does one pick up the ladies/prozzy's then?

[marcus]

Drive up to one and she will sometimes ask if you want a good time, press the D pad right (for positive response) and she will get in your car. Now take her somewhere quiet.

If there is one thing I know how to do well, then its picking up prostitutes.