100,000. Thats a lot of Core packs!
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Originally posted by wodplus how long would it take to make that lot
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I hear there are 60,000 core packs and 40,000 premium packs coming in on the transatlantic subway (that's the railroad that is built under the Atlantic Ocean seabed for the idiots that don't know). The train will be leaving the Pentagon at high noon on either Tuesday or Wednesday (yet to be confirmed for the obvious threat of an Al Qaeda attack) and arriving in Dudley within the hour (thanks to the Derodium Crystal power source).
If I could be serious for a moment though, this is all dependent on the XBOX?s first being shipped from China or Hungary via a fleet of Knight Rider cars (which are ironically powered by the XBOX360 themselves - as long as they have been filled with a 360 litres of untreated bullsh!t). The Chinese are keeping quiet though, amist rumours that these America Boxes have been fitted with communist hard drives ? so stick with the core pack if you don?t want to betray your democracy loving country. The Hungarians couldn?t care less, as they currently have the most XBOX360?s in the world and not one citizen who can afford them.
Latest quotes suggest that the next batch of 360s will be available with the second coming of Christ, that?s the word anyway from my mate Gary Glitter who is undeniably in touch with today?s youth.
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