You know you play too many videogames when...

[EvilBoris]

since my Goldeneye addiction I keep looking for security camera's when I enter buildings....

I had that one too.

I was also so excited about perfect dark coming out that I had a nightmare about it, they changed to to 3rd person just before it released at it was rubbish!

I also vowed never to play chronicles of riddick after playing the demo, everyone I saw I just wanted to snap their neck

[JazzFunk]

You decide to walk it home after a long night on the piss, and take the dimmest-lit routes on your journey home, hiding in shadows like a wobbly-legged Sam Fisher (though you might just feel like a 'normal' Sam Fisher at the time...)

[anephric]

You punch your girlfriend in the face hoping she'll counter with a Sakura Parry.

[Jay]

ha ha

[anephric]

You knock women over in the street with supermarket trolleys and then take pictures of their nearly exposed bosoms for erotica bonuses.

You throw your shopping out of the boot of the car on the way home because you keep thinking you can see a red shell in the rear-view.

Whenever someone wants to take a picture of you and your girlie, you have to pause for a second to decide whether you should put your arm around her or stand as far away as possible. You write about this compulsively in your diary.

Whenever you go into a public washroom, you have to jump up and down in front of the mirror and then flush each and every single toilet to make sure they all work.

You run towards and away, towards and away from your cat furiously to see if there's any pop-in.

[Rossco]

...I walked out my house, spotted a red calor gas cylinder that was dumped in next door's garden and instantly had the urge to shoot it.

I'm like that! Any time I see gas cylinders, I always want to shoot them. The other day was watching a film with mates and there was a shootout and some barrels were fired at and didnt explode, And I instantly remarked how unrealistic it obviously was!!!

Or when I'm driving I always try taking the perfect racing line around corners, drifting, getting top speeds for extra kudos!

I when I walk past the rifle/samurai sword shop in Glasgow on my way to work and get the sudden urge to empty the store and go on a mad GTA kill frenzy... is that just me?

I should be locked up.

[atrus]

When after heavy sessions of Lumines, you feel compelled to organise everyday objects and patterns into 4x4 squares. Also, when you see coloured squares fall silently down your wall when you are sitting alone at night.

[Robster]

When your shelf is lined with games you either havn't completed or havn't even played.

Bingo!!

As well as having to many untouched/uncompleted games I always feel compelled to buy more even tho I know I should complete every game I have.

[Tig]

When you're making posts on a videogame forum at 2 in the morning.


whoop.

[Concept]

When you wish for gigantic towers to spring out of the ground that you can explore.

[Concept]

When heading into Victoria station from Bury on the metrolink reminds you of entering City 17 for the first time in Half-Life 2. :P

[dlittley]

...you're watching a live match on SkySports and every time theres a goal kick you look towards the bottom centre of the TV for the radar screen! Happened to me at the weekend watching United following 3-4 matches of Pro Evo 5 every night for the past several weeks.

[mareg]

During my phantsy star online days i used to see the brown, green, and blue item boxes on occasion. I frequently had to do double takes to prove to myself that i was infact hallucinating and hadn't miraculously awoken on pioneer 2.

[Concept]

When I had Colossus fever in the run up to SotC's release, I used to imagine gigantic colossi roaming about the streets smashing everything up. I'm not a goth nihilist though, honest!

[peeveen]

I was in one of them Wetherspoons pubs the other day ... one of the staff went through a "Staff Only" door, and had to enter a security code into a keypad first. I found myself trying to read the code, so that I could perhaps sneak through afterwards, sedate him, and steal his clothes.

Yes, I have been playing too much Hitman:BloodMoney recently.