The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

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Dont do it man! You are being lead into her spell, once she has you you lose everything! When she has everything you have nothing! When you have nothing where do you go? NTSC of course!

Its a vicious cycle i tell thee!

A free lay is not the answer...........

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[Dirty Sanchez]

I'm seeing a "friend" tonight. I've been putting it off for days. I'm dreading it to be honest. We're were originally going out "for a quick drink after work", which turned into "a few". Now we're "going out for bloody marys", all of it her doing. I got a text this morning saying "Is there any way I can tempt you into going to the cinema with me too?". What is it with these creatures? I can see the whole evening getting very messy, because if she says to go back to hers I know I will.

Someone give me a kick tomorrow if I come in here all smiling and **** will ya? Nice one.

What she is really saying is she'll only go out with you under the influence of alcohol, wait....a lot of alcohol.....wait she'd rather sit in a darkened room with strangers whilst pissed than talk to you. :-)

[J0e Musashi]

What she is really saying is she'll only go out with you under the influence of alcohol, wait....a lot of alcohol.....wait she'd rather sit in a darkened room with strangers whilst pissed than talk to you. :-)

Lol.

Now she's just e-mailed me from her new job, but said "Don't e-mail me too much" WTF? This is after saying that she won't give me the e-mail addy to stop her from sending me 100+ e-mails a day. Maybe I'll just kill her later, that'll learn her.

[MattyD]

Cutting them dead is the way forward. That way you don't have to put up with any of the consequences, like having to listing to them ****ing whinge when they get dumped, getting random texts when she's pished, ending up 'accidentally' shagging after a night out... Not to mention any complications and jealousy when she introduces The New Boyf. It just isn't worth it.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Lol.

Now she's just e-mailed me from her new job, but said "Don't e-mail me too much" WTF? This is after saying that she won't give me the e-mail addy to stop her from sending me 100+ e-mails a day. Maybe I'll just kill her later, that'll learn her.

Excellent. I'd ask for a definition of 'too much' though!

[J0e Musashi]

Excellent. I'd ask for a definition of 'too much' though!

Oh I did that already. I'm at 26 e-mails since 12:47.

Cutting them dead is the way forward. That way you don't have to put up with any of the consequences, like having to listing to them ****ing whinge when they get dumped, getting random texts when she's pished, ending up 'accidentally' shagging after a night out... Not to mention any complications and jealousy when she introduces The New Boyf. It just isn't worth it.

She's getting the Spanish Archer (el-bow) this evening for sure. Soon as my second drink is finished I'm a gonna tells her to leave me be, but for real this time. I'll lay money I get another "come to my house" text at 1am again, even though I won't go like I did on Friday and Saturday. She texts me on a regular basis though since we split. She seems to think we are friends now, and that it's all ok like that. Man, I'm really gonna put her straight tonight now! *bangs fist on table*


To make matters worse today all but one person said "nice Kill Bill tracksuit top" about my Game of Death tracksuit top.

[112]

joe musashi, you do know its a prerequisite (sp) that you post pics right?

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[J0e Musashi]

joe musashi, you do know its a prerequisite (sp) that you post pics right?

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Lol. Check this text from yesterday about the suspected dirty pics I have of her.

"**** you, you better not have any, I know you ****ing do and if you keep speaking to me rudely then you won't hear from me again" I'm trying not to hear from you again you donut! *cue more denying of dirty pics talk*

Pics of what anyway? I'll prolly do it I'm that angry, but if you can imagine Elphaba (she's the Wicked Witch of the West incase you don't know) you'll be well on your way.

[112]

harmless threats joe, they jus harmelss threats with no weight! Shes secretly gagging for it! I retract my earlier statement and now recommend you hit that imediatley! If not for you, do it for your future, when you look back at yah prolific life..............

heh, you donut!

Wicked witch or not, its free and you need to get laid, cos i demand it, im sure seany agrees. Hmmm which wicked witch? teh remake or the original version?

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[J0e Musashi]

harmless threats joe, they jus harmelss threats with no weight! Shes secretly gagging for it! I retract my earlier statement and now recommend you hit that imediatley! If not for you, do it for your future, when you look back at yah prolific life..............

heh, you donut!

Wicked witch or not, its free and you need to get laid, cos i demand it, im sure seany agrees. Hmmm which wicked witch? teh remake or the original version?

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Well any version I guess. I think she only appears to look like that to me, everyone else says she's this super-hot Tasmanian honey.

Curses, I was dead set on booting her tonight and now I'm not so sure. I'll have a think about it. I'll email her to see if I can gather any info in regards to the matter. Right, await the next post I guess.

[112]

Whats to think about? everyone else approoves, even her.......... you got the green light!

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[J0e Musashi]

Whats to think about? everyone else approoves, even her.......... you got the green light!

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Jesus man, I'll end up getting back with her at this rate! I'm gonna go for the **** buddy angle I think. I told her it's ok if she invites me back to hers again. How's that?

She's just called me an alcoholic as I said I'd wait for her in the pub on the corner. This is great. She hates me and loves me all at once. I must take advantage of this situation the sooner!

[112]

foot buddy angle is the best way, cos everyone wins and it serves as good closure in my book. Why deny yourself? its a logical step.

Dont worry mate, you'll feel better for it. I mean what else yah gonna do?

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[kernow]

Joe, you're so gay sometimes.

Jesus man, I'll end up getting back with her at this rate! I'm gonna go for the **** buddy angle I think. I told her it's ok if she invites me back to hers again. How's that?

She's just called me an alcoholic as I said I'd wait for her in the pub on the corner. This is great. She hates me and loves me all at once. I must take advantage of this situation the sooner!

[J0e Musashi]

Joe, you're so gay sometimes.

I know Shane, but you know I get confused real easy.

foot buddy angle is the best way, cos everyone wins and it serves as good closure in my book. Why deny yourself? its a logical step.

Dont worry mate, you'll feel better for it. I mean what else yah gonna do?

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Heh, I like it.

I'll just go home and lay on my sofa I'd imagine. I'll feel much better for it. Right, I'll be in Stockwell tonight if anyone wants me.