The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

[Crisp_Rapper]

thats how i read it i always thought you two would make a luvly couple

nah it'd never work... nige would never leave coventry for me

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Nah, I just talk ****e! Its a gift I have!

U are funny as **** man!!

U kinda remind of my dad. He's always coming out with stuff I've never heard before, & me & my bro almost piss ourselves when he comes up with a new 1.

He's like a filthy mouthed Jim Royle x 100!!

[Crimson Day]

How did it go friday night then mate?

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

I get the funny feeling it went very well.
He hasnt been on here talking to us lot since then & this usually means that a bloke is with his bird & forgets about his mates/other things in his life.
Well thats what happens in real life isnt it!!

[J0e Musashi]

I get the funny feeling it went very well.
He hasnt been on here talking to us lot since then & this usually means that a bloke is with his bird & forgets about his mates/other things in his life.
Well thats what happens in real life isnt it!!

I concur, it's prolly some ****ing Lennon-style love-in or some ****. He'll be back with his tail between his legs. Mark my words.

[kernow]

I wish my girlfriend of 6 years would leave me.

no such luck though.

[Tankshell]

How did it go friday night then mate?

Have been some further developments since friday, quite a lot to tell but I am at work at the moment working( ) so I'll do a complete update tonight at home mateys.

'Till then....

[SegaMark]

I wish my girlfriend of 6 years would leave me.

no such luck though.

Just fart when she gives head... If that doesn't do the trick, follow through next time. Should make her run for the hills.

[J0e Musashi]

Have been some further developments since friday, quite a lot to tell but I am at work at the moment working( ) so I'll do a complete update tonight at home mateys.

'Till then....

He's ****ing killed her! Just like Columbo. Why d'you think you never saw "Mrs Columbo" eh?

[dvdmike]

He's ****ing killed her! Just like Columbo. Why d'you think you never saw "Mrs Columbo" eh?

Just one more thing ....

[Crimson Day]

Just fart when she gives head... If that doesn't do the trick, follow through next time. Should make her run for the hills.

[kernow]

Just fart when she gives head... If that doesn't do the trick, follow through next time. Should make her run for the hills.

she gives head? must be some other bloke she's doing that to, then.

I've seen murderers get less than 6yr sentences

this isnt a relationship, merely an indefinite penalty on my life.

[J0e Musashi]

she gives head? must be some other bloke she's doing that to, then.

I've seen murderers get less than 6yr sentences

this isnt a relationship, merely an indefinite penalty on my life.

Kill her! Just like Columbo. Why d'you think you never saw "Mrs Columbo" eh?

[Yoshimax]

Kernow you sound like you're about to touchdown in infidelityland

Might be time for a "lads weekend" in Amsterdam

[kernow]

all my friends are lamers and wouldnt want to go.

god this is depressing lol