The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[kernow]

gmail paper is better

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

[dataDave]

Friday teh 13th and I've had three files ending with 666 bytes today.

[DeathAdder]

any suggestions on how I put an end to the wife's snoring?

preferably not too violent.

[spagmasterswift]

Earplugs - my girlfriend uses them and she gets a proper nights sleep now

[Kieran76]

Some gimp has spray painted PIGZ right across the road outside my house and has tagged on the wall of my house. Who do I get to come and clean it up? I noticed it yesterday but was mistakenly hoping someone would automatcially clean it up.

[wakka]

Call the council, who will come and buff it with a special machine.

[Kieran76]

Cheers, a street cleaner goes past my house everyday, I was kind of hoping he would call it in.

[MarioMark]

lol just read your posts ezee, I've not had that where I work yet.

Here's some quotes from mine and my mates blog who I work with. It's called Stupid F**king Customers.

This update wasn't about a strange customer like yours, although we do get those too, it's to show how thick they can be.

This was a conversation I had with a customer:

I?ll keep this short:

Customer: ?Have you got any pre-owned Nintendo DS consoles??
Me: ?No, just new ones, no pre-owned consoles at the moment?
Customer: ?How much are the new ones??
Me: ??99.00?
Customer: ?Have you got any pre-owned ones??
Me: ?No, just new ones?

This is a quote of a conversation my work colleague had:

The following is an ACTUAL conversation that I have just had. I haven't twisted/exaggerated it to make it funnier:

Customer: Have you got any Wiis in?
Me: No, sorry. We've sold out. There's a still a huge stock shortage so we don't know when we'll get any in as well.
Customer: Haven't you got any Wiis in then?
Me: No, sorry.
Customer: What? None at all?
Me: Afraid not.
Customer: When will you get any in?
Me: I don't know. I've already told you this.
Customer: Will you have any next Friday?
Me: Are you trying to wind me up?
Customer: What do you mean by that?
Me: You seem to be ignoring the information I'm telling you. I'm not lying. It's not like I have a heap of Wiis behind the counter and I'm purposely not selling you one.
Customer: Have you got any behind the counter?
Me: I'm going to walk away now before I get angry.

[SubparMario]

A blog where game store employees whine about mildy annoying customers. Woo-yay!

[MarioMark]

A blog where game store employees whine about mildy annoying customers. Woo-yay!

My advice to everyone... Shop Online.

Edit: Don't everyone take it the wrong way, it's not a dig at all customers, just some like the example above.

[Spatial]

Offended your honour? Then slap her silly.

No really, go on.

It's harder than it looks (couldn't get past the second one).

[MarioMark]

Offended your honour? Then slap her silly.

No really, go on.

It's harder than it looks (couldn't get past the second one).

Nooo! Need sleep, gonna stop playing before I get addicted, I expect to see a first play thread tomorrow though!

[VR46]

Got passed by a Ferrari Enzo earlier today (A12 dual-carriageway in Essex), first time ever seen one on the road, had foreign plates, sounded lovely.

Sad thing was I was tootling along at about 60 - had son and dog in the car, he overtook me doing about 110, saw him pull a couple of undertaking manouveres (sp) further down the road also, so nice to see a car like that being driven as intended, and not used a penis extension.

[SuperDanX]

God i hate sundays. I feel so low

[VR46]

Well could be worse, don't know about you, but most of us will be at work in twelve hours, now that is depressing