Nice one!
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Nice one!
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that joke's funny as in my head god talks with a great big theatrical booming voice... then at the end he's talking like a regular bloke. good stuff!
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Me too, I always think like that. Even though I dont believe in God!
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What a **** day. Last day of my week off work and I have to go into the office.
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Thats ****y, cant you just tell them to piss off!?
Today I left for work early, so I could finish off some uni work in there instead of rushing to do it at home and leave on time, so I left at 4.40pm, when I was due to start work at 6pm. Only like 10 miles away on the motorway to city centre so left in plenty of time but there must have been some mad event on tonight as the motorway was chock a block. Totally full, took me 2 hours and 20 minutes to get in. Didnt get into work til 7.05pm! Totally raging though, in the car, I got through over 3 CD's, a few chapters of the book I'm reading, and got a few hundred words written for my uni essay I'm doing, and had my turkey sandwiches I made up for work too! Great fun, my back was killing me at the end though, along with my left leg with all that clutching!
And I'm just finished for the night my essay at the 2,300 word mark. Bloody annoys me so much that I need to write this much for a Computer Animation course! Pisses me off, I just want to draw and animate!!!
Anyway, get it finished tomorrow, hand it in and its Gears for the next week with no work or uni to get in my way!!!!
Why I feel the need to go on and on about my day to complete strangers, I dont know!!Comment
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Because it's one big NTSC-uk love-in!Originally posted by Rossco
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Group hug!?Originally posted by thebuddahmanBecause it's one big NTSC-uk love-in!
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360 survives nasty car crash
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Lol, it can survive a car crash, but you put dead rising in and its a different story!Comment
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As I walked down the busy street, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds who are found in every city these days.
Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful, inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.
Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out,
"Reach out, reach out!"
So I did..........Last edited by VR46; 21-06-2007, 09:32.Comment
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That's beautiful, man...Comment
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Charing X was flooded a bit the other night, that might have something to do with it?Originally posted by RosscoComment
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Joke
The husband had just finished a book entiitled "You Can Be The Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face. He said sternly, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! You will Prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when i'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert! After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath, so I
can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The ****ing Funeral Director would be my guess!!!"Comment
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