The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

Budget was announced at lunchtime for those of you not in the know, usual increases, at least the 2p a litre petrol tax has been postponed six months.

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/OwningAVehicle/HowToTaxYourVehicle/DG_10012524

God help you if you own a massive gas-guzzling car registered after March 2006 - £400 a year Car Tax kerching.

[Kieran76]

Man opened his van door on me as i cycled past. I am now in a and e waiting for an x ray. What a **** way to spend an afternoon.

[jimmbob]

God help you if you own a massive gas-guzzling car registered after March 2006 - ?400 a year Car Tax kerching.

As someone who doesn't own one of those inner city monstrosities, I'd just like to say, LOL!.

[MattyD]

The BBC website had a thing on there a while ago saying they'd be bringing adverts to the site but only for Johnny Foreigners. The days of using taxpayers money to provide the world with a comparitively more reliable and trustworthy news source are gone it seems.

[fuse]

http://www.spermfortickets.com/

Interesting concept...

[VR46]

Hope you're alright YM, want me to google the number for Claims Direct for you ?

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copy andy paste from an email

OKAY YOU SMART PEOPLE OUT THERE, FIGURE THIS ONE OUT . .

'The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honours the servant and has forgotten the gift.'
A. Einstein

This has to be the best illusion ever created.

If you look at the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Ms. Calm is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! they switch places!!
(You have to go back at least 12 or more feet for it to work)

[MattyD]

Something to do with binocular vision and the sides of your brain I expect.

[Nijo]

Nah, it's an LOD trick. Also works with one eye closed.

[PeteJ]

http://dumpedimage.com/?image=843

Wish I had seen this job interview.

[Spatial]

He didn't even get an interview by the looks of it, that was just based on his application.

[PeteJ]

Oh yeah, I should learn how to read! Would love to see his application in that case

[melenko]

http://www.spermfortickets.com/

Interesting concept...

who's going to Leeds festival then?

[jimmbob]

Budget was announced at lunchtime for those of you not in the know, usual increases, at least the 2p a litre petrol tax has been postponed six months.

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/OwningAVehicle/HowToTaxYourVehicle/DG_10012524

God help you if you own a massive gas-guzzling car registered after March 2006 - ?400 a year Car Tax kerching.

Somewhat related...

Q.What's big, black, hairy and stuck to an arsehole?

A. Alistair Darling's eyebrows.

[Nijo]

Terry Pratchett is a nutcase. He's on News24 now doing a speech about alzheimers, throwing in random references to Oblivion and all sorts. It's like a mad stream of consciousness.

I bet they edit it back to sense for the repeats...

[melenko]

I'm all for free games related rubbish, but turning point's inflateable nazi blimp might give people the wrong idea o_0