The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[mmcg]

I totally missed it.

But at least I got the amount of passes right.

[icarus0]

Haha - completely missed it!

I saw Derren Brown a couple of weeks ago at the Theatre Royal in Norwich and before he came on stage there was a video clip of 4 people (2 wearing white and 2 wearing black) playing table tennis. The audience had to count the number of times someone dressed in white hit the ball but, while you were watching this, the players in black were replaced by people dressed as gorillas - I did actually manage to spot that but the vast majority of the audience missed it.

[HaHaUK]

I couldnt stop laughing when it asked if you saw it

[icarus0]

I wasn't planning on it at the time, but I have reported it to the police as I was told that you had to. Since he has decided to be stupid I think I will push for a claim, but I am now thinking he will have no insurance.

Doesn't matter if he hasn't - you can still bring a claim against him:

http://www.mib.org.uk/MIB/en/Default.htm

If I was you I'd bring a claim; people sue for a lot less than the injuries you've suffered. Oh, and I'd get plenty of photos of the cuts and bruises before they heal up.

[Big Seany]

Page 3 in the Sun is awesome today. Not only do you get Keeley laying on a bed with her glorious enormo-mams flopping about, but there is also a story about Harry Potter being on twenty a day. God bless England.

[Big Seany]

The bloke opened the door of his van without looking as I was cycling past him. I hit his door and was knocked off into the road and fell off my bike.

Earlier on in the journey to work Kieran narrowly avoided two men in brown coats carrying a pane of glass across the middle of the road.

[Kieran76]

Just got back from the hospital now, got to have the pot on for another 5 weeks! Means I will still have the pot on when at your meet Seany. Looks like I will just have to sit at the back, get pissed and make stuff up so people talk to me.

[Big Seany]

Don't worry mate, that is basically what I did on the last one except for when I destroyed you on Pro Evo.

There will be plenty of things to keep you occupied there anyway, if you catch my drift.

[Kieran76]

There will be plenty of things to keep you occupied there anyway, if you catch my drift.

Hookers?

[Pavey]

What happened to Wheeler?

[Big Seany]

Hookers?

If you wanted them I could do that - but you are not carrying on your filthy business with them under my roof.

[SuperDanX]

What happened to Wheeler?

wheela? he's around from time to time, not often though. dunno why?

[importaku]

What the hell is wrong with me?

I have been watching different strokes on youtube for the past 9 hours & its nearly 5:00am & yet i cant stop watching them. I just keep saying just one more episode.

[charlesr]

Got IDd in Waitrose buying Stella......
Give me 2 years and I'll have doubled the age limit.

[Kieran76]

Not suprised if it was 7.30 in the morning when you were buying it.