The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

Not long now jimmbob !

Nice balanced diet for the evening then Sean. Red Stripe = same kit as the Division Two, sorry I mean One side you support, sorry bit slow on the uptake me

[dataDave]

ffs. it's times like this that piss me off... sat here waiting for this f**king animation to render (2hrs remaining) on my other PC whilst I troll the forum on this PC.

Can't do f**kall else, can't make a cup of coffee as I've given that up even. About the only thing left for me is to retreat to the bathroom and to start having a wank eventhough I don't even feel like one.

I can't even do anything practical on this PC as it doesn't have any software on it it's that schiezer.

no games
no weed
no coffee
no work to be done

absolutely nothing to do apart from wait like a good little boy. I might read up about some random **** on wikipedia. if I was at home I could at least go and get an ice lolly out the freezer.

[Big Seany]

Not long now jimmbob !

Nice balanced diet for the evening then Sean. Red Stripe = same kit as the Division Two, sorry I mean One side you support, sorry bit slow on the uptake me

Dave: will email you tomorrow. Then an offensive pm after the blues bury you robbing bastards. no offence, like.

[dataDave]

ffs. it's times like this that piss me off... sat here waiting for this f**king animation to render (2hrs remaining) on my other PC whilst I troll the forum on this PC.

1.5hrs on and still 1hr15mins left. Awesome.

...

35mins left. What a huge steaming pile of pish this is.

[dataDave]

Get in!

That's my gaming done for another 7 days :/

[kernow]

*doesn't understand those screenies at all*

[jimmbob]

Not long now jimmbob !

Not long at all. *parp*
I, sorry We had two cards through the post this morning, addressed to Mr and Mrs...
As of Saturday I will be a Mr, I'd better get practising my new signature...

[VR46]

A quality £14,000+ clanger

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1901656/OGC-unveils-new-logo-to-red-faces.html

wouldn't have happened if they'd put the business your way DF eh

[dataDave]

A quality £14,000+ clanger

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1901656/OGC-unveils-new-logo-to-red-faces.html

wouldn't have happened if they'd put the business your way DF eh

Yeah, I read about this last week. I tried to laugh, although...

£14,000

It's a f**king joke mate, and not a funny one. That's more than half my annual salary.

Not the designer's fault, for £14,000 you won't just be force-fed the one logo, they would have had a choice of many.

I actually think my new ".DF" logo looks like two fingers ready to penetrate a vagina. That could just be down to my filthy mind though.

*doesn't understand those screenies at all*

2129 rating = we're gods, considering we're also referred to as "n00bs" etc. in-game as we haven't been playing very long and this makes many jealous.

Not even fully geared yet, so when we are we're looking at 2200+ easy, and possibly some cash if we sign up for next years' tournament.

[EJG1980]

The logo, for the Office of Government Commerce, was intended to signify a bold commitment to the body’s aim of “improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement”.

I love reading about what a logo is supposed to "symbolise". How they get value for money, driving up standards, etc., from the initials of an organisation written horizontally from left to right (i.e exactly the same as normal!) is beyond me Still, if you can get 14k for it, top work!!

[kernow]

...'cool'

[Big Seany]

Just had a dump and it smelled like pickled onions. Beat that!

[kernow]

I just had a pickled onion and it smelled like .. oh sod it.

[endo]

I just had one at work and there was no bog roll. Oddly enough, someone had left a copy of some ****ty porn-type mag for women in there. So I wiped on that.

Off to Stamford Bridge now too- happy days.

[Big Seany]

Just had another one as have a bit of the squits. Pickled onion again. Christ knows why - haven't eaten a pickled onion for about 6 month.