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    This world is really going to the dogs!

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      The jokes in here are a bit ruff.

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        These puns and things are flying through here with dogged determination

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          Just in from a wee night out with people from work. We actually got the night off work for it to as you're supposed to get it every 6 months off for "teambuilding"! So we basically got paid to go out, and they got drunk, I drove. Great night anyway!

          Although I burnt my mouth on the pizza I got! Margerhita or however it's spelt with extra ham, bacon, chicken and spicy chicken and a side of curly fries! It was goooood!

          And it's even better driving home, having only spent like £8 the whole night on food thanks to my several pints of tap water while they all spent like £50 on booze and will be hungover in the morning!

          So yeh, off to bed, uni in the morning...

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            Originally posted by Rossco View Post
            Although I burnt my mouth on the pizza I got!
            That's actually the known phenomenon of Pizza Burn!!! Here's some help for you: http://www.mothernature.com/Library/...oks/48/158.cfm

            Talking of food... Anyone else going to the Good Food Show at the Birmingham NEC this weekend? I'll be there tomorrow for Gordon "two women" Ramsay's session at 9:30!

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              Fur Dog's sake, no more!

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                Can we at least have some quips of a higher ... pedigree?

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                  I disagree, these high quality puns have been the dogs bollocks.

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                    Originally posted by ChrisField View Post
                    That's actually the known phenomenon of Pizza Burn!!! Here's some help for you: http://www.mothernature.com/Library/...oks/48/158.cfm

                    Talking of food... Anyone else going to the Good Food Show at the Birmingham NEC this weekend? I'll be there tomorrow for Gordon "two women" Ramsay's session at 9:30!
                    Nice one Chris, that link is very handy as this seems to happen to me more often than not and not only with Pizza!

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                      Originally posted by HumanEnergy View Post
                      I disagree, these high quality puns have been the dogs bollocks.
                      Paws for a moment, then can't we get back to talking about the weather or something ?

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                        Fair enough; it's raining cats and dogs here at the moment.

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                          Just reading that my 34.5g of Walkers Crisps has taken 74g of Carbon emmissions to reach my desk. All for 40p.

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                            What a bargain!

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                              Damn it this is right near my house - why did no one tell me?!?!
                              BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service

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                                More NFL "star" hilarity: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7761283.stm

                                The US football star who scored the winning touchdown in this year's Super Bowl faces criminal charges after shooting himself by accident.

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