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I thought when I bought row A tickets to see Rob Brydon at the Apollo Theatre in London that we would be in the front row. But ohhhhhhh no! I say 'no', because there's a f*cking row AA!!! What the f*ckity-f*ck is row f*cking AA?! Why am I being shafted like this? Is it because the Apollo Theatre is on Shaftsbury Avenue? Hmm, hmm, does that have anything to do with it hmmmmmmmm?!?!?!?!?!?!

Funkydan, Row AA is the row for All Assholes apparently...........

Now Row AAA is another story!

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[jimmbob]

Apollo Seating Plan Dan.

[Paulos G]

And where were you before he booked the tickets Jimmie?

[jimmbob]

I assume AA is for wheel chair users. Or the foUrth emergency service.

[Paulos G]

Or ex-drunks?

[jimmbob]

Are you going to the the gig?

[funkydan]

Ok thanks for everyone's comments and helpful links but in all seriousness, would people here have thought to check the seating plan BEFORE buying tickets for row A for some show to see if there was another row in front?! Would you not just have assumed that row A is the front row? That's what I did - more fool me.

Jim, I checked the seating plan after buying the tickets, just to see whereabouts in row A we were sitting. Don't get me wrong, I'm still stoked to be going but shall willfully ignore all the people in row AA - bastards!

[jimmbob]

Just pinch a wheel chair and roll on down.

[Paulos G]

Are you going to the the gig?

Only if I can get tickets in the front row.

[funkydan]

I assume AA is for wheel chair users. Or the fourth emergency service.

Not so mate

[funkydan]

Only if I can get tickets in the front row.

I have 2 tickets for Row A if you're interested Paulos!

[Paulos G]

I have 2 tickets for Row A if you're interested Paulos!

Thanks for the offer but I'm not interested in the second-best seats in the house!

[jimmbob]

Not so mate

Ah, then I stand corrected on both counts.

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[funkydan]

Thanks for the offer but I'm not interested in the second-best seats in the house!

I don't know what you mean!