The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

Biggish

[Skull Commander]

Biggishwho?

No Thanks

[VR46]

You stole my two seconds of fame lol.

Made me laugh at 8am this morning.

[Skull Commander]

Sorry man! Saw the punchline coming!

[VR46]

Devolve Me

http://www.darwinou.co.uk/devolve-me.php

[112]

David Holliss!

Are you Jamaican?

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[VR46]

I can be if you want me to be.

[112]

I can be if you want me to be.

Cos Jam makin' me crazy mon!

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[spagmasterswift]

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Idunap

[Garf]

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Idunap

lol - that's my son's current favourite joke right there - I get asked that about 20 times a day...

[Kieran76]

So angry today, I lost my phone weeks ago and only just got round to getting a new phone(from a mate), and the sim card which arrived today. Turned the phone on at the end of the day while at work and left it to charge up as I was taking the children outside, by the time I had gone back up to the classroom, no more than 10 minutes later, some ****er had stolen it!

[VR46]

That's East London for you mate detentions all round I assume.

[Kieran76]

I don't think it was a child in my class, they are a dead ncie group of kids. More likley to be some sort of chancer parent or older brother or sister. It's the hassle of the whole thing that winds me up.

[VR46]

Know what you mean, suggest you do the same thing tomorrow. But with the addition of some superglue on the earpiece*.

*may not actually be a good idea.

[teenagewasteland]

50 x 50 rocks


Lungs filling, Sinuses packed with meat.

That's outrageous.