The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[fuse]

Urbandictionary comes up blank, and the fact that this thread now shows up as Google result number 2 for 'woinking' would suggest they've just made something up to throw you and make you feel paranoid. Seems to have worked! Just don't let on to them about the Google thing or they'll find this place and have extra ammo

[Senna]

Lol, yeah i'll try and hope they forget about it.

Cheers guys anyway.

[Big Seany]

I know more euphemisms, swear words and the like than I do actual proper english and I have not heard of woinking. Just tell them to turn it in and get on with some work.

[Nijo]

Try saying it in a Brummie accent?

[Skull Commander]

Was getting ready for work today when the wife ran upsatairs crying. She had went downstairs to be confronted with water dripping from all over the roof.

Turns out the plumbing isn't right in the bath. Luckily the house is only 2 years old so it should be sorted out as the plumber has admitted there was problems with some of the other houses his company worked on. The only trouble is that it's the Aberdeen trades fortnight where all the tradesmen take their holidays.

[Big Seany]

Had some beers action with Adam Stone last night. He is a champion lad, can put the ale away, plus he wowed the chav laydeez in the Working Mens Club I took him to. "Eeees a good looking ****er" was one comment. I plan on using him in future to bag me some "reflected" pussy off the back of his fresh faced looks.

By my reckoning he drank about 16 beers in less than 4 hours. That is up near my levels, fair play to 'im.

[ChrisF]

Had some beers action with Adam Stone last night. He is a champion lad, can put the ale away, plus he wowed the chav laydeez in the Working Mens Club I took him to. "Eeees a good looking ****er" was one comment. I plan on using him in future to bag me some "reflected" pussy off the back of his fresh faced looks.

By my reckoning he drank about 16 beers in less than 4 hours. That is up near my levels, fair play to 'im.

That's the sort of comments he'd probably appreciate in the Feedback thread

[Adam Stone]

Ha! It was a good night, but drinking that much on an empty stomach isn't the best idea in the world!

Really was awesome to meet ya big man, looking forward to the next do :-)

(next time you can beat my arse on street fighter!)

[Big Seany]

(next time you can have my arse )[/QUOTE]

Cheers!

[Jebus]

You'd like that wouldn't ya Sean!

[Spatial]

Just been knocked back from promotion for the second time only for it to be given to someone with considerably less experience.

FML

[Spatial]

And now I've been called in to the bosses office to be given the stock speech about how I still have an important role to play... blah blah blah, yack yack yack... and then completely contradicting why I wasn't selected.

Seems I'm good enough to be the **** shovel, but not the **** shoveller.

FML

[funkydan]

Just been knocked back from promotion for the second time only for it to be given to someone with considerably less experience.

FML

F*cktards! Sorry to hear that dude

[funkydan]

I need to get my car serviced in the next couple of weeks and was thinking of using the National Service Network. Does anyone have any experience of using these people? The prices seem reasonable (£150ish all in, inc. VAT for a full service), the car is picked up and returned to your home or work, and it's also washed and vacuumed! So, any horror stories before I dive in?

[buster_broon]

back to working for a living

joined this type of ship today


which currently looks like this



boo