The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[buster_broon]

Well after 3 years of being in Scotland and courses i'm now back to sea

clicky

there was a photo in the paper

[charlesr]

Just a new paintjob saved 10%? Amazing. Special paint or just rubbish before?

[buster_broon]

Just a new paintjob saved 10%? Amazing. Special paint or just rubbish before?

i don't really know to be honest, i joined her late into the refit

they problably stripped the old 20 years of paint from her and started again

Jason

[Ady]

Now tell me this, boys.

Why is it that women feel the need to go snooping around in your stuff? My girlfriend likes nothing more than to go through my phone pics and messages and also noses through the files on my computer (especially the 'My Pictures folder').

Now, in 'My Pictures', I have a variety of stuff collected from the interweb including funnies, cool artwork, and yes (non-pornographic) pics of fit women, which I am constantly questioned about (or come up in arguments).

So sorry for having pictures of women that I happened to download long before I ever met you. And also for having female friends I've known for years.

[charlesr]

When watching TV, don't you say things like "she's looking hot at the moment"? Get a different woman? (easier said than done, I know)

[nakamura]

I have a great woman. We can agree on mingers on tv and fitties.

[Ady]

Don't get me wrong, my woman is great but damn she's nosey.

Does my head in sometimes.

[kernow]

God, women don't get me started.

[Ady]

When watching TV, don't you say things like "she's looking hot at the moment"? Get a different woman? (easier said than done, I know)

Mate, I've had similar.

A fit woman comes up on TV or when she's browsing her Facebook when I'm around. She'll remark "Oh, she looks nice!" and if I concur, I get an evil (WTF?).

Once she even went to the extra trouble of asking if I'd date one of her better looking Facebook friends if I was single, as if to trick me into "admitting" that I fancied her!

Why would you even ask something like that?

[nakamura]

Yeah it would piss me off big style though.
Are there trust issues there?

[Ady]

Kind of. Inasmuch as she thinks all men are "players" and cheats by nature (even though I've never cheated in any of my relationships).

[gunrock]

hah, my missus saw me looking at rllmuk's 'Nice Gifs' thread which are full of non-gory animated gifs and she saw a couple of those hypnotic images where ladies pert bits are wobbled in slow-motion, and she thinks I'm looking at 'disgusting porno, again!'.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Mate, I've had similar.

A fit woman comes up on TV or when she's browsing her Facebook when I'm around. She'll remark "Oh, she looks nice!" and if I concur, I get an evil (WTF?).

Once she even went to the extra trouble of asking if I'd date one of her better looking Facebook friends if I was single, as if to trick me into "admitting" that I fancied her!

Why would you even ask something like that?

She has image issues, sounds like some emotional support is missing.

[nakamura]

Same here, and it was my ex who did all of the messing around in my last relationship.

We were out on saturday for the first time in ages and I told the wife if a bloke chats her up and wants to buy her a drink to let him, its saves us some money!

Kind of. Inasmuch as she thinks all men are "players" and cheats by nature (even though I've never cheated in any of my relationships).

[NW2013]

I can't sleep on my back.

Ady: You've forgotten about the "women are teh evils" thread, the greatest thread ever. My advice in this situation: ditch the bitch.