The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

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Spatial is that lightfoot in your avatar?

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[Jebus]

Wasn't actually about here Spats, but good to have you back!

Don't think you can slip in the back door so easily either!

[Malc]

What's all this about? Spatial goes away for a few days and comes back with a makeover?

You've ruined your natural beauty with all that Botox...

[Spatial]

I thought the stick on tash made me look manly.

Spatial is that lightfoot in your avatar?

It's Footloose.

[Adam Stone]

Jebus mate, agreed... Forums are a right pain in the arse at timees, and on that note... why is that i feel compelled to scroll down and view comments on places like gametrailers and youtube even though I know that i'll end up being disheartened and frustrated by the sheer stupidly. To think that a human being is actually sitting (or lying or whatever) somewhere on this earth typing such utter b*llsh*t is actually quite depressing.

Thank goodness for this place aye!!!! (maybe a little too over enthusiastic there...)

[VR46]

Speaking of forums and the like, saw these posts on a dodgy site earlier, there's nothing like a helpful reply eh. Made me chuckle.

keddyfish at 2009-09-14 04:00 CET:
Once I download the file what do I do?

andy72184 at 2009-09-14 09:55 CET:
@keddyfish, you could go kill yourself, for being a complete f*cking retard.

[PeteJ]

So is it true we are bombing the moon tomorrow? Sounds like a fun thing to do.

[Spatial]

We're doing what now?

edit: oh wait I see now. You can watch it live too.

[Adam Stone]

Am I going crazy or as a child did we all believe the moon was made out of cheese? Is that right? Or did I just make that up?

I know we all think there's a man on the moon (i've seen his face!!) - but there's definitely something to do with cheese as well...

[Extra Terrestrial]

So is it true we are bombing the moon tomorrow? Sounds like a fun thing to do.

Huh?

Where are you getting this information?

*looks at the BBC website*

There is nothing about bombing the moon!

[ChrisF]

Try here http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10...bing_the_moon/

[112]

I thought the stick on tash made me look manly.



It's Footloose.

I knew it was foot related........... if you wanna tash, your should got Sgt Slaughter's.......... nows that is a manly avatar!

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[Spatial]

Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy... yes THAT Marge Simpson!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

The move to put Marge on the cover is an attempt to draw in a younger audience for the soft porn magazine.

Oh dear

"We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd," said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey.

Oh that's not the kind of people you're appealing to at all and you know it

[Adam Stone]

They should use Turanga Leela from Futurama instead... She may only have one eye, but god she's sexy *day dreams*

[Kieran76]

Amy Wong is better.