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    Good: went to watch my cousin in the marathon today, who did absolutely bloody ace. Finished in 2 hours 35 minutes and 26 seconds - 106th place overall.

    Bad: got back from Seany's yesterday to find out I've become a victim of credit card fraud. Ugh.

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      Originally posted by spagmasterswift View Post
      So are we all panicking about those scientists creating a black hole thats gonna suck the planet through it or creating some new atom that will change every atom it meets turning the place into a primeval soup? MetrLOL this morning
      Well done Metro, recycling 10 year old news stories about the collider I work on. And ours didn't cause the universe to explode, either. Or did it?!?!

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        God, I am useless at D.I.Y I am even struggling to put up a shoe rack!

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          I can top that, dismantling an old shed on Saturday, ripped my thumb open on a rusty nail, blood everywhere, followed by a trip to A&E for a Tetnus jab and getting my thumb glued back together.

          DIY should be made illegal, you start a petition and I'll sign it.

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            Ripping your thumb open sound s a milllion times worse then just cutting it with a knife.
            I have actually got two of the bloody things to put up, already (badly) assembled a small coffee table this morning. The second I am off work our lass start a list of jobs for me to do. I am rushing it all as I have friends round for dinner tonight and I want a decent mario kart session this afternoon.

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              Yorath sounds like his arm is better hehe, I doubt he'd do all that with a dodgy arm.

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                Still got the pot on (plaster cast for all you southerners), our lass seems to have forgotten all about my broken arm. Last week she suggested we all went go-kartng for the day!

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                  This is nothing fellas. Just yesterday I banged my hip on the banister as I came down the stairs. It hurt for 4 seconds but I soldiered through it and found my way to the kitchen where upon I partook in a cold glass of milk.

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                    Was the milk for the pain or were you on your way to the fridge when the accident happened? Either way you are very brave man.

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                      Originally posted by Yoraths mullet View Post
                      Was the milk for the pain or were you on your way to the fridge when the accident happened? Either way you are very brave man.
                      Thanks. I won't lie to you pal, the milk was purely for kicks. I shrugged off my injury and drank my milk like an Olympic champion.

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                        Originally posted by Yoraths mullet View Post
                        Was the milk for the pain or were you on your way to the fridge when the accident happened? Either way you are very brave man.
                        Nah, he just loves pink milk!

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                          Originally posted by gunrock View Post
                          Nah, he just loves pink milk!
                          I'm not sure I understand. I'm not one for these new fangled 'flavoured' milk drinks that are all the rage with the kids these days. Give me good old fashioned semi-skimmed cows or goats milk anyday over that Mcdonalds garbarge.

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                            Originally posted by OrlandoBloom64 View Post
                            I'm not sure I understand. I'm not one for these new fangled 'flavoured' milk drinks that are all the rage with the kids these days. Give me good old fashioned semi-skimmed cows or goats milk anyday over that Mcdonalds garbarge.
                            Bleeding lip and milk == strawberry milk colour, that is all. 'Tis the banter thread, my man!

                            Wait! hehe you said hip, not lip.... Doh!

                            I understand your confusion, now. Ah, well....

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                              I AM ****ING WELL PISSED OFF WITH THIS WEATHER! I CAN NOT STAND ANYMORE WINTER FFS! MAX LONDON TEMP FOR FRIDAY & SATURDAY 7c FFS! ARRRRGH!! I HATE THE COLD! Really, to be serious, what is the average tempreture supposed to be for april? Anyone know? I cant rembember. LONGEST WINTER EVA FTL.

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                                Originally posted by SuperDanX View Post
                                I AM ****ING WELL PISSED OFF WITH THIS WEATHER! I CAN NOT STAND ANYMORE WINTER FFS! MAX LONDON TEMP FOR FRIDAY & SATURDAY 7c FFS! ARRRRGH!! I HATE THE COLD! Really, to be serious, what is the average tempreture supposed to be for april? Anyone know? I cant rembember. LONGEST WINTER EVA FTL.
                                Totally agree - have taken a day off today as I thought it was going to be nice so I could get out with my new camera but its horrible; totally overcast and f'king freezing. The forecast for the weekend is even worse.

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