The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Big Seany]

I am a big bloke myself, no chance I could do an overhead kick unless I was suspended from some sort of harness or something.

[J0e Musashi]

Exactly. This guy isn't even big, he's gi-****ing-normous, proper Billy Bunter. You don't have to be Stephen Hawking to work out that he didn't actually do an overhead kick at all. He's been quiet since I threatened the violence, I've also been highly embarrassing him by telling his tale to anybody that walks past my desk. He's face is rather red, but I think that may just be from the trip to the vending machine.

That'll learn him to come around here with his Baron Munchausen behaviour. Don't mess with me newb, I am the ****ing lie police, and I will bring you down. Bring you down to Chinatown!

[Big Seany]

I am fat, but I haven't got that red faced, Billy Bunter jolly fat man thing going on, thank god. My next door neighbour looks like that, big red cheeks - lol

[Baseley09]

blancmange boy tho. Awesome.

I'm knackered today didnt get in till 4:30 after boozing and making love to my good lady.

[Big Seany]

Edited for decency, made me laugh, mind. Keep it clean fellas. And keep it real.

[Baseley09]

Yeah was a bit, there is deffinately no love involved tho just pure slammin.

[Big Seany]

Ker-ching!

[jimmbob]

LOL, 'Making Love.'

[spagmasterswift]

Jim must be such a sensitive lover...

[jimmbob]

You'd know sweetie.

[spagmasterswift]

[importaku]

KEEEEEEEN what a plesant suprise. He's a long way from home though

[kernow]

basels got another woman or what?

[Big Seany]

I think so Kern - however replace "woman" for "sex receptacle" for a true account of his current paramour.

[J0e Musashi]

Paramour? Never heard of it, but I likes it.