The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Kieran76]

School is always a nightmare at this time of year. Everyone is knackered and hates the sight of one another.
I am writing reports at the moment, I challenge anyone to find a more boring way to spend your evening.

[prinnysquad]

Marking 32 2,500 word essays by third year uni history students, mostly on the same topic...

A minor triumph this morning as one of the offending turds from last night asked me to do something (just because I can draw, I'm not drawing huge bloody murals after work) and I told her to 'sod off and get some other mug to do it'.

I feel triumphantly petty.

[Paulos G]

Have you ever considered that you just might be in the wrong profession?

[endo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

Bat found asleep in massive bra. Quite frankly, I'm going to need several detailed photographs of said 34FF 19-year old before I believe a word of this story.

[EJG1980]

Funnily enough, after a quick search on google, the only paper I could find which actually has a picture of the bat cave was that bastion of morality The Daily Mail. Although I suppose it should have been hiding somewhere else to be the bat cave

[Big Seany]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7494184.stm

LOL at the bit about the fella using satellite navigation to find them.

[Skull Commander]

Funnily enough, after a quick search on google, the only paper I could find which actually has a picture of the bat cave was that bastion of morality The Daily Mail. Although I suppose it should have been hiding somewhere else to be the bat cave

Receptionist- Would.

[endo]

Funnily enough, after a quick search on google, the only paper I could find which actually has a picture of the bat cave was that bastion of morality The Daily Mail. Although I suppose it should have been hiding somewhere else to be the bat cave

Sweet suffering Christ, those are large. No wonder the bat was all snuggled up in there. You could get a whole freaking family of bats in that bad boy.

LOL at the "recreation of the moment she found the bat" though. Jesus, the Mail website is like a distressing cross between right-wing mentalist propaganda and some trashy women's magazine.

[EJG1980]

I think the bat should just be thankful it wasn't crushed to death or suffocated! Would've died happy though

[Big Seany]

In the top picture she looks a bit strange, got a dicky eye and looks a bit of a dribbly. The second picture though, with her gob open and her chebs all over the show, looks much better and the nuts are definately saying "Go!".

[VR46]

Cracking last line Sean

Change of subject, what a bloody stupid law

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/7496757.stm

Amazed he can't be done for Manslaughter.

[funkydan]

Lucky bat, he'll have some great mammaries of that incident!

Terribly sad about the girl getting killed by the cyclist - how terrible for her family. He should have been done for manslaughter at least, as if it hadn't been for him, she'd still be alive. The laws in this country are a fecking joke

[prinnysquad]

Have you ever considered that you just might be in the wrong profession?

Not once, ever.

Oh, wait, that should read:

Every day.

Hey man, this profession is just a fundraiser to finance my bigger ambitions.

[Paulos G]

Hey man, this profession is just a fundraiser to finance my bigger ambitions.

Being able to afford all kiddie games on the 360 to boost your gamer score?

[prinnysquad]

I don't play kiddie games. I play simple games that adults can enjoy.