The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[kernow]

Poor Jade, you are in my thoughts

[Welrain]

It's amazing how a good bout of cancer can change you in the eyes of the press. Can't say I've spared her a thought.

[EJG1980]

Just turned over the telly for the start of the Liverpool vs Villa match and they were in the middle of a one minute silence... at first I thought "****, surely this can't be for Jade?????" but it turns out it was for someone else.

[Extra Terrestrial]

People round my way do say Asdas and Sainsburies. Sainsbury just sounds utterly wrong to my ears.

'I'm just going to Sainburys (sounds like sains-berries)'.

Heh.

[NW2013]

Would it be better to have a robot assistant to help you out or have your mind transplanted into a robot body?

[Ady]

Regarding Jade Goody:

[garrz32]

Regarding Jade Goody:

lol

[ItsThere]

Would it be better to have a robot assistant to help you out or have your mind transplanted into a robot body?

21 - robot assistance.

81 - robot body.

[funkydan]

Keep seeing this about, think some of you will probably guess what it reminds me of. If it doesn't, the file name probably gives it away too

Tenchu

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

That last 1 cracked me up!!

[funkydan]

Yeah, that last photo is great

[Extra Terrestrial]

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she would like for her birthday, but even knows what she is going to exchange it for.



Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in maths.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'."
"But that's right!" the father said.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f*cking difference?" the father shouted.
"That's exactly what I said!" Little Johnny replied.

[Extra Terrestrial]

Now the owners know why the house isn't getting any interest from potential buyers.

[funkydan]

What would be really funny, is if a massive flying penis landed on top of their house now!

[Extra Terrestrial]

What would be really funny, is if a massive flying penis landed on top of their house now!