The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[ItsThere]

I need a new job.

Any suggestions?

[funkydan]

What do you wanna do? You could be like this dude:



He's a top neurosurgeon, particle physicist, race car driver, rock star and comic book hero, and probably the last hope of the human race. Sound good?

[EDIT] He also went on to be Robocop!

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

He's got a nice set of legs!

[ItsThere]

YES! I do want to be him! Where did he come from?!

[funkydan]

He came from 1984!

[ItsThere]

He came from 1984!

Brilliant! I was 1. Having second thoughts now - I may be a bit under qualified...

[funkydan]

I was 12! Nah, just go for it mate, you'll be fine, just blag your way in!!

[funkydan]

This is brilliant

[NW2013]

I need a new job.

Any suggestions?

This for me too.

I'd like a minimum effort/maximum pay arrangement.

[Ady]

He's got a nice set of legs!

[funkydan]

A blond girl calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I cant figure out how to get started".

Her boyfriend asks what is it supposed to be when its finished? The blond replies "Well, the pic on the box is a rooster". So the boyfriend decides to go over and help.

When he arrives, the puzzle is spread all over the table, he studies it for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says "Hunny, we are never going to assemble the pieces, why don’t we just relax, have a nice cup of tea," and with a deep sigh he says "…and lets put all the cornflakes back in the box"!

[VR46]

Free drugs with used games at Gamestation

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Fathers_anger_at_finding_ecstasy_in_computer_game&in_article_id=615148&in_page_id=34

[funkydan]

Ummm....why were allowing their 12 year old to play GTA IV?!

[EJG1980]

I wonder if Gamestation gave the people that originally sold the game a slightly higher trade-in value, to account for the "extras"?

I wonder if the Daily Fail will pick this up? I'd love to see what kind of spin they'd put on it! I reckon for them it'll be proof enough that every gamer is a druggie and games shops are trying to help get our kids addicted

Ummm....why were allowing their 12 year old to play GTA IV?!

Now really, you can't expect the average parent to be able to work out what that complicated "18" logo on the front of the box means!

[Skull Commander]

It was a limited edition gamestation exclusive.