The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[ItsThere]

Man opposite me on train is talking about his mum's sex life.

Grusome. Why?

[charlesr]

Went round to Sean's last night and had a go on Lips Kareoke.

Went in at the deep end with ABC by the Jackson5.

Lord knows what the neighbours thought - "there's a Eunuch singing upstairs very badly" might have been their first thought. Followed by "please no, make it stop".

[kernow]

I know Seanys a bit of a Karaoke god so hopefully he did better

[gunrock]

Went round to Sean's last night and had a go on Lips Kareoke.

Went in at the deep end with ABC by the Jackson5.

I know! That song is incredibly hard to sing once you see how many words are crammed in to each line. It's almost Daddy-Freddy ragga style word density!

[Ady]

Man opposite me on train is talking about his mum's sex life.

Why the hell does he even know about his mum's sex life?

[Jebus]

Went round to Sean's last night and had a go on Lips Kareoke.

Went in at the deep end with ABC by the Jackson5.

Lord knows what the neighbours thought - "there's a Eunuch singing upstairs very badly" might have been their first thought. Followed by "please no, make it stop".

Did he try and bum you? I've heard he has certain..."tendancies"...

[charlesr]

Only twice.

er no.

And yes, sean was pretty good at kareoke. and bowling

[Jebus]

It's okay man, you're amongst friends here!

[toythatkills]

I just turned my Wii on to download a demo, and thought I'd have a look back through my messages. The last time I played a Wii game was almost exactly one year ago to the day, 15th May 2008.

What a purchase!

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Yeah mine lasted about 14 months & then I flogged it because it wasnt getting any attention!

On a total different subject, I ate some prunes today. I love prunes (not tinned) but unfortunatley they only took about 2 hrs to work their way thru me bowels. And wouldnt u just know it, when I really needed to go (it crept up on me!) I get a phone call from the bank asking if I'd like to upgrade my account & going thru all the extra perks I'd get for a fee of £3 a month!

I got off the phone & dived arse 1st onto the bog just in time! The ****e came out of my arse so soft & so quickly that the force of it hit the water in the toilet & riccochet onto my arse!!

[toythatkills]

There's no emoticon horrified enough.

[Sixty]

Wow. That post should've come with some kind of warning at the start of it.

[funkydan]

Avoid splashback by placing toilet paper over the water in the loo before sitting on said loo. That being said, I don't think you would've had time for that Tommy.

Still, thanks for sharing

[kernow]

be a man and take the splashback, I used to live with someone who wasted countless toilet paper putting it in first. what a pussweed.

[funkydan]

Kernow, what exactly is 'manly' about getting your own poo all over your backside?! Sounds more like something a baby would do!