The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[EJG1980]

I had a story about the "professional installer" from Sky who plugged the telephone cable into the Ethernet port of our replacement Sky HD box... but it seems so rubbish to post anything now that doesn't involve cocks or ****!

[Spatial]

You could change it so that `laid some cable` and then put his cock in the Ethernet Port.

That way, everyone's happy.

[EJG1980]

"Don't wanna tell you how to do your job mate, but I don't think that's gonna help me pick up Sky Sports."

[Jebus]

You two do talk about other things though right? Or are is it all just Scat-chat?

What do you think?

[spagmasterswift]

Was having problems with my telephone last night (couldn't call out or receive incoming calls), which doesn't bother me but the girlfriend made me call up BT just now. It was all automated and after pressing buttons and holding for ages they said that my number was busy so they were unable to tell me what the fault was and instead of putting me through to a human simply said 'goodbye' and hung up. It was like a robot Anne Robinson or summit!

[Dazzyman]

After Sean said he couldn't join our Fifa online games cos he was letting his flatmate watch the footy, because "he'd done the shopping this week", I accused him of being "under the gay thumb"...

Sean : No bless him he is alright. Just completely sports mad. Will get him to bite the pillow later as I plough him up the Gary.

Jebus : Good God...I referred to it as the Gary even before the South park episode!

Sean : We are cut from the same cloth. Which reminds me, earlier I had the turtles head when out shopping and had to evacuate my david howells in a public loo. On the wall was an anatomically spot on drawing of an ejaculating penis, superbly drawn. Could have been out of the tate ****ing modern I tell thee.

I don't think I've ever laughed so loud at a text!

No wonder you been badgering me to buy UFC

[112]

I never did understand the need to vandalise/grafitti schools and general public places with genitalia....... Does every teenage child go through this phenomenom?

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[VR46]

I didn't. But then again who needs graffiti when you have jokes like this on packets of Wotsits nowadays.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

->Open Spoiler<-

Because 7 8 9

groan I know.

[prinnysquad]

Sounds like the type of thing that would be in 'The Book of Humorous Graffiti' by Nigel Rees, as plugged by Alan Partridge...

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

I've seen some great graffiti in my time, & the good stuff I have no problem with at all. It doesnt even have to look artistic, even the comments some ppl scrawl can make me smile as long as they have meaning. Theres 1 down our way opposite the old DSS building thats been there since I was a kid which reads 'GET REAL - SITUATION VACANT?' Every time I see it it makes me smile.

However comments like 'smell yo muthas fanny' or 'casper's mum's got piss stained pants' just look childish.
There seems to be a craze in our town for ppl spraying those simple cartoon todgers with jizz arcing forth at the mo. They're everywhere.

[prinnysquad]

There seems to be a craze in our town for ppl spraying those simple cartoon todgers with jizz arcing forth at the mo. They're everywhere.

Christ, I need to grow up, because simply reading that made me LOL, never mind seeing it.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

I've noticed a someone local to me has got a stencil and spray painted Mario & Vault Boy on various street fixtures - Post boxes, bollards, footbridges etc.

I'll try and get some pics over the weekend.

[Family Fry]

Dont really know where to put this but WHAT THE F
Jodie Marsh been on the roids??
Serious gym action.

[VR46]

How about this for random strangeness, in short, my parents stayed at a Holiday Inn in Kent last weekend, one night only, paid the next morning &#163;57 I think, paid with cash and was told if paying with cash they needed to see photo ID! if you paid by card it wasn't necessary. Dad gave them the cash and just left. Guess due to it being close(ish) to the Euro Tunnel it's their idea of clamping down on the illegal immigrants .. as if the first thing they're going to do is book into a Holiday Inn for the night. The mind boggles.

[EJG1980]

If there's a BNP election broadcast soon when they talk about "Evil illegal immigrant foreigners filling up OUR Holiday Inns so US ENGLISH are forced to stay at Ibis!" you'll know this thread has been infiltrated