The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Big Seany]

You think I am sick, you ought to hear Jebus' "Scott Tenorman"-esque hate fantasies against Paul Merson.

[Jebus]

They were great!

[funkydan]

Yeah but did he make him eat his own parents?!

[Big Seany]

"Let me taste your tears"

Best South Park of all times.

[Jebus]

Really like the Guitar Hero and Stan's Dad's dump episodes as well, but nothing comes close to the Scott Tenorman must Die episode.

[Big Seany]

For me it was the turning point for the show, the point that Cartman became the most evil kid evar. Casa Bonita and Tssk are both fantakka Eric eps.

[Jebus]

Cartmanland...BUT YOU CAN'T COME!

[nintastic]

Top dad -

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16870517

[ChrisF]

Possibly NSFW?

[Big Seany]

I wonder whether the son was relieved, or disappointed.

[Jebus]

After Sean said he couldn't join our Fifa online games cos he was letting his flatmate watch the footy, because "he'd done the shopping this week", I accused him of being "under the gay thumb"...

Sean : No bless him he is alright. Just completely sports mad. Will get him to bite the pillow later as I plough him up the Gary.

Jebus : Good God...I referred to it as the Gary even before the South park episode!

Sean : We are cut from the same cloth. Which reminds me, earlier I had the turtles head when out shopping and had to evacuate my david howells in a public loo. On the wall was an anatomically spot on drawing of an ejaculating penis, superbly drawn. Could have been out of the tate ****ing modern I tell thee.

I don't think I've ever laughed so loud at a text!

[Spatial]

You two do talk about other things though right? Or are is it all just Scat-chat?

[prinnysquad]

In one service station toilet a year or so back, I went in and all the urinals were taken. The only toilet left was one that, if you opened the door, would have looked directly down the line of urinals. I went in, closed the door, scorched the porcelain, flushed, then turned round ready to open the door.

Taken aback, I paused to take in the massive sketch in front of me. Drawn in immaculate detail on the back of the toilet door was a line of urinals. The scale was excellent - they got smaller as they approached the 'distance'. Unfortunately, the artwork was somewhat marred by the fact that the artist had drawn a pissing cock unloading into each urinal, each cheekily poking out of a pair of trousers. Credit where it's due, each one had veins and wiry pubes. Yet more unsettling was the title plastered proudly at the top of the magnum opus:

'THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE'

Clearly alluding to the otterbox I'd just used, I swiftly exited the area, knowing that I'd just had a close encounter with the Throne of a Pro Cockwatcher.

A harrowing experience indeed.

[Paulos G]

And now your favourite holiday destination.

[prinnysquad]

And now your favourite holiday destination.

It was gallery standard!