The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[fuse]

How to have sex with one of your friends (even if she has a boyfriend and/or wouldn't sleep with you anyway) http://bit.ly/CUeOB

[funkydan]

How to have sex with one of your friends (even if she has a boyfriend and/or wouldn't sleep with you anyway) http://bit.ly/CUeOB

F*cking genius!

[Skull Commander]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

ROAR!!!! It looks more like Lemmy to me anyway...

[ChrisF]

Well clearly it's a man shaking hands with a sea lion!

[Skull Commander]

Hahaha!

[kernow]

"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."

[funkydan]

Well clearly it's a man shaking hands with a sea lion!

THIS! Now if only "man shaking hands with a sea lion" was some mythical deity, perhaps more people would have seen it like that Chris

The First Church of "man shaking hands with a sea lion" - now I bet that that's a religion that could have lots of fun stories

[VR46]

Battery shaped salt and pepper dispensers. What odds would you give me that someone's bought them and returned them as they don't work (as batteries).

http://www.a2591.com/2009/05/im-not-battery.html

[funkydan]

Maybe they were charged with A salt and Battery!

[djjimbob]

Varta very funny joke!

[charlesr]

Pretty terminal if you ask me.

[kernow]

I'm trying to think positive about the situation, hey its not my volt

[ChrisF]

Trust you guys to be eveready with the jokes!

[charlesr]

It's the only thing we can work together on. Normally we are poles apart. (does that work? probably a magnet thing. oh well).

[kernow]

http://my.telegraph.co.uk/beeswaxhoney/blog/2009/05/29/badgers_post