The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Paulos G]

It's only manly if you use it as lube.

[funkydan]

Paulos, that's nasty! (said in the style of Cleveland from Family Guy)

[Big Seany]

I know what Tommy was feeling when he posted - sometimes an Eartha out of the ordinary needs to be discussed amongst friends. Case in point, a few weeks ago I turned one out that was basically the size of an american football, after not having turded for two days. First thing I did was to text Jebus off here to tell him about this dreadnaught.

[Paulos G]

Picture message?

[Big Seany]

No, missed opportunity tbh. It took about 4 flushes. I was like Stan's pops in that South Park ep.

[funkydan]

Did it grant all your Christmas wishes and say "Hi-dee-ho"?!

[nintastic]

Just realised I joined on this day 2 years ago ! It's lasted longer than most of my girlfriends and is twice the fun !

[112]

Just realised I joined on this day 2 years ago ! It's lasted longer than most of my girlfriends and is twice the fun !

yes but does it give you huggles when you are feeling low......... thats the real test! Im sure if you ask nicely Seany will give you a nice man hug on here........ might hafta bribe him with very un healthy snacks mind........

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[nintastic]

yes but does it give you huggles when you are feeling low......... thats the real test!

Hugging nintendo's and sega's aint that to bad , I can play on them for hours and then put them back in the cupboard when done...........wish I could do that with real women !

[Skull Commander]

You could....


Doesn't mean it's right though

[Spatial]

Yeah spousal abuse is still a social faux paus as far as I can gather.

But then who can tell with the yoof of today. This weeks it's all rap music and tattoo's, next week it could be beating your signficicant other with a sack of door knobs and burning their arms with the iron.

[Jebus]

Case in point, a few weeks ago I turned one out that was basically the size of an american football, after not having turded for two days. First thing I did was to text Jebus off here to tell him about this dreadnaught.

He really did this by the way!

I just turned my Wii on to download a demo, and thought I'd have a look back through my messages. The last time I played a Wii game was almost exactly one year ago to the day, 15th May 2008.

What a purchase!

Totally understand this. Recently got a new TV so put the Wii into the children's playroom, had a go on Wii music with them and realised this was the 3rd time I'd played a game in 12 months. Total play time was UNDER one hour!

[toythatkills]

He really did this by the way!

You might want to change your number. It sounds like next time you're getting a photo...

[Jebus]

So long as he's not extracted it from the bowl and put female clothes on it...

[Paulos G]

FFS Jebus, don't give him ideas!!!