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    Originally posted by DavidHolliss View Post
    On another unrelated note, why do shops etc stock so few fivers nowadays?, nothing worse than handling over a tenner and getting seven or eight quid back in change. Happens far too often. Moan over.
    It's because cashpoints don't give them out, so there aren't many people paying with them. The amount of fivers in a till rarely goes up throughout the day, so they just run out eventually.

    You, paying with your tenner, are part of the problem

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      Originally posted by toythatkills View Post
      You, paying with your tenner, are part of the problem
      That, and everyone who hoards their spare change and then goes and pays for things in a shop with it

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        Anyone else been suffering with a long term sore throat? Feels like I've been swallowing glass for about a yr now

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          Probably time to see a doctor then Tommy.

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            Do the needful!

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              Originally posted by Jebus View Post
              Probably time to see a doctor then Tommy.
              Went last wk about my back/leg/foot problem, but I didnt want to sound like I was moaning too much about other stuff.

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                You sound like me, when I go to the doctor I always end up talking down my symptoms. I then walk out feeling a like a fool as I was realy quite ill and wanted to be signed off work.

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                  I can't help thinking some of you have grossly misunderstood the role of a doctor.

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                    Originally posted by Jebus View Post
                    I can't help thinking some of you have grossly misunderstood the role of a doctor.
                    QFT!!

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                      Originally posted by Yoraths mullet View Post
                      I then walk out feeling a like a fool as I was realy quite ill and wanted to be signed off work.
                      But thats the problem. I dont want him to think I'm trying to pull a sicky or summat. The docs I've seen have been ****e over the yrs. They dont care just chuck u on pain killers, always looking at their watches hastily trying to get u out of their surgery, they're always on holiday when u want to see them etc. I havent seen my family doctor for 12 yrs because she's always on holiday!!
                      Altho fairplay this new doc thats been at the surgery is pretty good. He listens & isnt trying to push u out the door. He's open to different types of rehabilitation & prints out info on your symptoms so u can read up on the cause/effect/what steps to take etc. I just worry that 1 day all that fire & passion to do good will disappear & he'll be like the rest of them.

                      Thats the problem tho. He's such a good bloke that I dont want to seem like I'm taking advantage of his eagerness to help

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                        Originally posted by Paulos G View Post
                        QFT!!
                        You don't even work, Laura!

                        He's not gonna sign you off from Marigold Jankers.

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                          Tiny USB powered microwave, not of much interest unless you're a Baked Bean addict.

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                            $160 is a lot to spend on beans! If it fit microwave kebabs then I could have been tempted. Although there's a microwave in the office here, so...

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                              In the future all things will be powered by USB! And all controlled via the comp! Jus had a big in the toilet and dont wanna go back in for a curtousy flush? No probs! Flush it remotely via blue tooth from................... the comp!

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                                Speaking of giant logs. Someone took a dump in the toilets at work last night.
                                The cleaners came up to my boss to tell them the toilet was 'Out Of Order'. My boss came out with a look of amazement on his face. He shouted to me "hey come here & have a look at this!!"
                                I couldnt believe what I was seeing. There, in this toilet, was the biggest turd I've ever seen!. It had filled the toilet & was stood upright poking out of the water by a few cm's like a chocolate volcano, & it was at least 8cm's in diameter!!

                                I laughed so hard my stomach was killing!! "Who the hell couldve passed something that big?" said my boss. I said "must've been a St Bernard, but if it was human he must be sh1tting blood now!!"

                                We had tears in our eyes all thru the shift thinking about it!! "Shouldve taken a photo with my mobile, with a ruler showing its size next to it!!

                                My ribs are killing just telling the story!!

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