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@ Mr Holliss, you knows it baby!
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What you replying to there 112 ? the baked bean microwave or the lack of fivers in the UK? That's about the sum of my constructive commenting of late \o/
@ Mr Holliss, you knows it baby!
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You know what......... I was meant to say that to spatial, but your avatars keep changing and at a glance i figured it was you lol........... oh well, my bad Jamie!Originally posted by DavidHolliss View Post
To make amends Mr Holliss, here's a joke for you, which you will hopefully appreciate more, given the fact, we know your TRUE colours......... -
"Real Madrid could have save 80 million pounds and gone to Primark, big girls blouses are only 4 pounds........."
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There is a great Ronaldo text message doing the rounds, worded to the Okie-Kokie (sp), can't remember much of it though, except "in out in out" talking about his proposed on/off transfer and Dive Dive Dive being the last three words.Comment
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Now why do people get embarrassed buying condoms from shops? It means you're going to get some love... where's the embarrassment in that?Comment
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In my case it because I imagine that the person (usually a lady) on the till is thinking to themselves:Originally posted by Ady View Post
"Eurrgh! Does that fat git have sex? Who let's him do that them?!"
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"Yes, yes! Buy the condoms! No, wait! have them for free, lest your seed releases your fat greasy, progeny on the world!"
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"You're not going to have sex! You're off for a posh, aren't ya? You disgusting, fat, twat!"
Either that, or just being British is enough to bring the flushed cheeks of embarassment to life.Comment
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Or, as a great TV sketch once went .. the lady behind the counter can't find the price of them so shouts out across the whole store "how much are these condoms Maureen?" to her colleague.
Must be showing my age, in the time of barcodes you're safe from this happening nowadays.Comment
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I was watching A Bit of Fry and Laurie yesterday and there's a great sketch where Hugh Laurie comes in to a shop and bellows "HELLO I WOULD LIKE 8 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE" before whispering "and the new Jason Donovan single"
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PS2 case mod: PS2 in a Jack Thompson book, more pics in the link.
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Those two are geniuseseses. Shame Hugh Laurie's pretending to be American now.Originally posted by fuse View PostI was watching A Bit of Fry and Laurie yesterday and there's a great sketch where Hugh Laurie comes in to a shop and bellows "HELLO I WOULD LIKE 8 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE" before whispering "and the new Jason Donovan single"
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And he's grown a beard (no offence to those with beards on here).Comment
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Ha Ha!!Originally posted by Ady View Post
There was a guy in the queue at Poundland. He bought 10 packets of ribbed Durex!! I knew it was 10 pks because it came to ?10
. He was looking so shifty when the guy at the counter served him. The woman in front of me didnt know where to look. I had trouble not laughing at the situation!! As the guy left the till he looked back thruout the shop to see if anyone was watching him ha ha!!
God I'm so childish!!
Reminds me of that condom joke:
You can tell the different sexual habits of a country based on how many condoms they buy.
In the USA they buy a pack of 3 - Fri, Sat, Sun
In Italy they buy 6 - Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, Fri, Sat & a day off on Sunday.
In France they buy 9 - Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, Fri, twice on Sat & twice on Sun.
In the UK we buy 12!!!!!!! - January, February, March................
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This is quite a sad story, but with an incredible quote.
Could have chosen his words better, methinks.The beef farmer said: "It is a shocking thing to see. I felt numbness, it was unbelievable."Comment
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Yeah thats sad, but the farmer will be quids in.
Ching ching ching!!
I went for a walk in the forest yesterday. Went down to the river & spotted a dead sheep carcass on the shore. It'd been there a while I think because the wool had separated from the body & the skin underneath looked like it had been cooked in the sun. It was covered in maggots too. I took a few photos of it!!
I'll post them up later when I get a chance for everyones enjoyment!!Comment
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Love to see if you could make them photos look professional and post them in the photography thread.
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