The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Neil]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...or-a-face.html


What a tit.

[toythatkills]

After nearly two years, I've finally got more followers on twitter than I've got people I'm following. Does that mean I'm a celebrity?

Also, Werther's Original Caramelts are the nicest sweets I have ever eaten. Go out tomorrow and find some. Let them melt in your mouth. Thank me.

[abigsmurf]

TTK has turned into a 65 year old grandad!

</completely undermining Storck's efforts to rebrand these sweets>

[randombs]

My boss wants me to learn Win2008 so I'm creating a domain at home.

I've called it Skynet, of course.

->Open Spoiler<-

Ok, I've actually called it skynet.test for the purposes of not buggering up the DNS stuff

[teddymeow]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? They had enough "hits" to release a best of album??

[Ady]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...or-a-face.html


What a tit.

I was going to ask what he did for a living before I read further and noticed that he was unemployed. It looks like he'll stay that way now too.

Oh, and I bet small children must love this guy.

[nakamura]

Week off. Have to go to the damn Japanese Embassy on tuesday. God I hate London.

[randombs]

You're not alone - the Japanese Embassy is the reason most people hate London.

[fuse]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12467552 - no wonder I heard a lot of sirens yesterday morning. More scarily, I was living on that road 6 months ago! Iboko is just around the corner too... actually, two 60 year old men injured... has anyone heard from him today?

[vanpeebles]

What I want to know is who are the people that pick up car hubcaps and lean them against fences, walls or posts?

[toythatkills]

I Googled hubcap fairy. Apparently it's this person:

[toythatkills]

Preheated the oven, opened it, mass of smoke set the building's fire alarm off.

I'm now scared to remove my food because it's going to happen again

EDIT:

[charlesr]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? They had enough "hits" to release a best of album??

CD single?

[Dogg Thang]

My phone just farted. I thought it was on vibrate and maybe it was a text message. But, no. It just farted.

[toythatkills]

I spent the last hour and a half trying to clean my oven, I appear to have made very little difference to the burnt on junk at the bottom.

Mr Muscle fail.