The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[parkinho]

I'm trying to cuss a mate for using non-puns and some comedy(most likely a film as I haven't seen much telly comedy recently) I've been watching had a guy who kept saying "excuse the pun, but.." and would then say something that wasn't a pun. Trying to remember what it was. Anyone have any ideas?

:update:

It could be Big Bang Theory but Googling is coming up with nowt

Sounds like Come Fly With Me, David Walliams plays a character Moses who used to say it if I am not mistaken. Tried to add a photo of said character but the image uploader is being ****.

[randombs]

YES! THAT'S IT!

[Kieran76]

I am off for a week or so to my folks and then go on to Spain. My wife has packed twice as much as me and has even packed coat hangers. I will never cease to be amazed by how mad women really are.

[toythatkills]

You won't be saying that when the Spanish are pointing and laughing at your creased clothes!

[Kieran76]

You won't be saying that when the Spanish are pointing and laughing at your creased clothes!

That made me laugh. Let them point, I am sure there will be coat hangers where we are going. I am the one who has to pack the car. My wife seems to think we have a tardis rather than a VW Golf.

[abigsmurf]

If some paypal payments I paid into the bank yesterday haven't cleared by wednesday morning, I'm not going to be able to afford the petrol to get to work.

This is troublesome...

[charlesr]

"Earlier this month a 16-year-old boy was electrocuted during a suspected attempt to steal copper cable at a disused power station in Leeds." - eh???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14327816

[randombs]

Someone forgot to switch the lights off after they left

[toythatkills]

[toythatkills]

Does anyone know how to pronounce this guy's name?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14351148

It can't be, can it?

[Mayhem]

Heh... no... although I suspect it might have been changed in the past to avoid that... it's pronounced "bay-ner" apparently.

[koopatroopa90]

Does anyone know how to pronounce this guy's name?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14351148

It can't be, can it?

He always said he'd rise in politics....

[Ady]

That dog knew exactly what it was doing:

http://tumblr.com/x2w31grno9

[toythatkills]

This picture destroyed me.

[kryss]

23 days without a drink.