The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Nocturne]

500% hot for a tenner? Oh, how I pity the mugs that are only 100% hot.

"the time I was in hospital watching the run-up to the 2010 general election on TV, convinced that David Cameron and Nick Clegg were trying to control me though the television."

"On one occasion, Rachel Stevens' Sweet Dreams My LA Ex came on the radio, and I totally freaked out. There's a line in it - If I were you I'd whisper before you shout - which I took to mean I was about to be framed for a horrific crime. In my head, Rachel's entire career had been masterminded by terrorists, who were using her to send me sinister messages."

[koopatroopa90]

The best thing is you can always be assured of "0% bull", regardless of how many you buy!

[NW2013]

You should also get 2,540 hot looks. Should be plenty.

[randombs]

I was looking at a Spanish women's mag yesterday. Even in Spanish it was a bunch of nonsense.

[Spatial]

I'm having to deal with a guy at work called Dick Jones. I can't help but laugh everytime someone mentions his name and I'm dying to bust out some Robocop quotes.

Sadly I know that no one here would get it and besides, any attempts at 'the funny' are frowned on.

[randombs]

Post them on here! We'll definitely laugh at them! I'll start you off:

MURPHYYY!!!!!!!!

[Spatial]

I was thinking of starting off with the rather directing shouting of "I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!"

[EvilBoris]

I didn't buy these for the free gifts. I just figured that if one magazine tells me 16 body secrets that work, then five will tell me 80.

hehe my girlfrind is doing the exact same thing! Tis a bargain apparently

[Friction]

I'm having to deal with a guy at work called Dick Jones. I can't help but laugh everytime someone mentions his name and I'm dying to bust out some Robocop quotes.

Sadly I know that no one here would get it and besides, any attempts at 'the funny' are frowned on.

Ask him if he had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake!

That'll go down well I'm sure!

[Spatial]

And then hand him a rubber and say "Now it's time to erase that mistake"

[charlesr]

LOL. played.
Factoid: The actor who plays Dick is Ronny Cox.
Also, ED209 "kills kenny" (ok, so it's Kinney)

[Nocturne]

hehe my girlfrind is doing the exact same thing! Tis a bargain apparently

You've got a keeper there, haha!

What is is about this particular June that fills online retailers with the urge to hold such good sales? Over the last week I've spent ?119 on skincare and ?49.15 on entertainment, which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't on top of everything else I've brought this month.

[Rossco]

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[Skull Commander]

Found on the Guardian's online comments section after an article about Gordon Ramsey:

"He's not perfect, but so what!? He's crass and rude, admittedly, but I'd rather watch him blow a gasket over an underdone peach, than watch Nigel Slater mincing around a rosemary bush like some kind of peadophile ghost."

I actually had a proper LOL moment reading that.

[randombs]

^^ cracked me up

In other news, I'm selling my 360 to a friend.

After threatening to pretty much give up on gaming earlier this year, I'm actually laying down the foundations. In case you're wondering, this is very big news, and it means there will be no consoles in my bedroom at all and also because the 360 is my favourite console.

I'm holding onto my DC and Saturn cos I'm sentimental, but the PS3 in the living room is just for BR films. I'm even looking at the DSL in a less-than-favourable light. I may hold onto it for that kanji sonomama thing although I could very easily replace that with an iPhone app. May keep the PSP for occasional MD rom goodness, and my GB pocket because it's yellow and therefore awesome and I love Balloon Kid.

It's not even that I don't have time for games - I actually can't bring myself to play anything any more. I've already completely stopped playing games for the past few months and gave my unplayed Alan Wake and Enslaved(which I bought less than a month ago, and is still sealed) to my little bro, and I'm not even bothering with SSF4AE, which is a very big deal for me.

Right, I'm off to grab some breakfast...