The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[MattyD]

Apparently the average Second Life avatar uses the same amount of energy to exist each day as a person living in Brazil :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6183259.stm

Near the end of the article it says that even using conversative estimates, each Second Life avatar creates about 1.17 tonnes of carbon emmissions per year, which is about the same as driving a couple of thousand miles in a large car. Imagine how frightening the numbers would be if the same calculations were run on Xbox Live and the whopping energy needs of your 360 and spangly new plasma telly. I should probably get a new hobby since this sort of thing concerns me greatly

[Crisp_Rapper]

The guy they've arrested was on the front of the Sunday mirror yesterday.

thinking about that, anyone seem importaku online recently?!



oh **** son!

[Kieran76]

I have never really enjoyed visiting Paris, but I never felt like these people.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6197921.stm

[HaHaUK]

thinking about that, anyone seem importaku online recently?!

What a starking resemblance!

[jimmbob]

Lol, read that yesterday. Culture shock when in different country SHOCKER!

I have never really enjoyed visiting Paris, but I never felt like these people.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6197921.stm

[Spagoli]

Quality quote last night

Top quote for me over Christmas was following Never Mind the Buzzcocks, last night the anouncer said "and in 30 minutes time there is more vintage british comedy", checked the Radio Times to find it was scheduled for 4th Day of the Ashes, never a truer word spoken I guess although I was sad to see that it had been replaced with Steptoe and Son so she wasn't being ironic although maybe at the BBC that sort of irony would cost you your job, just pity doesnt happen like that at the ECB!

[chopemon]

just saw this and it is *exactly* how i feel

i swear the mouth breathing knuckle draggers i work with are going to kill me

i constantly worry about my blood pressure due to the intense anger i feel not just from the general public but from the 'people' i have to work with and i'm only 22

[Kieran76]

My brother rang me at 12.30am this morning to tell me that he was outside his house looking through a crack in the curtains and he could see his house mate sucking a girls tits with his trousers round his ankles wanking himself off.

[Crisp_Rapper]

i think we have a winner for quote of the year.

[chopemon]

i think we all need to know what happened next

[Spatial]

I'm confused as to what's worse here - the voyeurism itself or that he was phoning you to tell you about it

[Kieran76]

He said he was going to watch until he could see who the bird was, he claimed that his flatmate had been seeing a bit of a porker recently but he didn't think it was her.

[Pavey]

I've had it on good authority the big ones give it plenty as they don't know where it's coming from next.

Like that joke,'How d'you get a fat bird to blow you?'

Piece of cake.

[SuperDanX]

She sounds lazy to me.

[chopemon]

I've had it on good authority the big ones give it plenty as they don't know where it's coming from next.

one of my ex's was a bit on the tubby side and she did give it her all but it counted for nothing as she has a fanny like a bucket