The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Eps]

one of my ex's was a bit on the tubby side and she did give it her all but it counted for nothing as she has a fanny like a bucket

Sadly, this was a recent experience for me too. The girl was fairly pretty, and only a bit 'zaftig', but it was like chucking a salami down the Channel Tunnel. I reckon she was a bit more 'well-used' than she let on.

[jimmbob]

7 High Tech Watches you can't buy...yet.

[VR46]

Back to School in Dagenham

[Crisp_Rapper]

7 High Tech Watches you can't buy...yet.

surely that article should be named: "the 6 watches you can't buy but probably wouldn't anyway as they're all ****, except for the backwards one which is actually pretty cool but still not a patch on **** you can get in the shops already"

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[SpikedJuice]

My brother rang me at 12.30am this morning to tell me that he was outside his house looking through a crack in the curtains and he could see his house mate sucking a girls tits with his trousers round his ankles wanking himself off.

Hold on - your brother rang you as he was wanking?

[dataDave]

Sounds like one of my mates who always gets proper well pissed and then pulls the fattest bird he can find. I can't even get it up with fat chicks sober, let alone pissed.... Not that I've ever tried it with a fat chick.

[Crisp_Rapper]

you ever think maybe he just likes fat birds and uses the drink as an excuse?

[VR46]

forget Jimmie2k's watches, you want one of these,

http://www.empiredirect.co.uk/content/products/details/index~modelcode~NHJ-VTV201.htm

[djjimbob]

Fat chicks - we used to call them Grotty Totty.

My mate once pulled a real heffer - he said her fanny was like a waterfall though.

[cohen205]

Is that a good or a bad thing?

[kernow]

very wet and slimy?

[djjimbob]

Well, you'd think the wetter the better, but he said there was a limit to that.

[Yoshimax]

Importaku FTW !!!

Awesome pictorial referencing Crisp !

[HaHaUK]

Are you human?

[dataDave]

Importaku FTW !!!

Awesome pictorial referencing Crisp !

LOLz, yeah. I remember seeing that in the shop and having a bit of a chuckle.