The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[SuperDanX]

I went to the zoo the other day, sadly it was terrible. There wernt any animals there at all except for one small, strange looking little dog! Wtf!?
It was a Shiat-zu..

[VR46]

You too should be caged up for posting that.

[Silvergun X]

That took me a good few minutes to get that.

*Groan* ^^

[J0e Musashi]

Lol, I just bumped into my ex (well like 3 ex's back), she is 31. I've remained quite good friends with her since we split. I told her about my Xmas and New Year and she asked if I was seeing anyone. I told her "Yes, a 33-year-old", to which she replied "Ugh she's old, does she have white hairs on her minge?". I replied "No, she has no hairs on her minge". She then explained to me that this is what happens to "old birds". This was like 5 minutes ago. I feel strange now, and I fear I won't be able to stop thinking about my ex saying it when the new one's "minge" is in my proximity. o_O

[Pavey]

Paddy and Murphy went to Devon to loot the beach.

Paddy came back with six deck chairs and Murphy got two bags of sand.

[Concept]

Bored. So very bored. The cat meows too much.

Good to see Ady's back.

[HaHaUK]

[Spatial]

Bored. So very bored. The cat meows too much.

Good to see Ady's back.

Concept I read that and the first thing I thought of was:

"Itchy itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.

4
Itchy.
Tasty."

You've been infected haven't you?

*puts into action his zombie outbreak plan*

[jimmbob]

*puts into action his zombie outbreak plan*

I thought I was the only one who had one of these!
It could happen you know!

[Kieran76]

I had one at uni because I was convinced my room was zombie proof. Need to update now that I am in London, I reckon the urban zombie will be quicker on foot and more resourceful than the chav Hull zombie.

[Nijo]

I have one too, but it kind of requires sea levels to rise quite a bit to wipe out the low lying chav-lands around me. If that doesn't happen my didjeridoo will be seeing a bit of action...

[Nijo]

.. oh, and a quick hello to the girl that's stalking me across the interweb from forum to forum.

[Kieran76]

My mouths ****ed at the moment, I have nasty, dried cracked lips that feel ten times bigger than normal and split open when I smile. I have two ulcers and one of those burst taste bud things on my tongue, could anyone be more unfortunate than me?

[Rossco]

You could be working in Direct Line 9-5 on a Saturday like me?

[Kieran76]

True, but my wife now has me doing diy.