The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[112]

You could play some games Shane, or subscribe to some agencies online, that way you dont need to leave the 'ouse.

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[Big Seany]

What do you do for a living anyways?

[kernow]

I did techy stuff for a university, computer support I guess, not any more though, hah! \\o

[Big Seany]

Come to Saaarfhaaaampton, there are always jobs like that up in here.

[112]

You know what Sean, before you, the only thing i related Sarf'ampton to was Matt Le tissier....... You have single handedly reworked teh image in my mind and put yah city on the map in my books.

You should be a spokes person for yah 'fine' city fo' sho.........

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[ChrisF]

and Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaig Daaaaaavid.

edit: Bo.

[VR46]

Wonder what Matt Le Tissier is up to nowadays.

[Alastair]

Living off his fee for going on Question of Sport twice a year probably

[112]

my bus driver in high school was the spit of Matt LE Tissier, although i never had the courage to tell him that.

Wish i did now, atleast i cold have got a reaction from him as he was emotionless half the time.

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[Ian(not Ian)]

Talking about bus drivers. Next time you've stood half an hour waiting for a bus, usually the ones which have EVERY 12 MINUTES emblazoned on the side give this a go.
Ask the bus driver for a timetable (they all carry them) 'Sure mate' and he'll fish one out from under the dashboard and offer it to you.
Refuse it, and loud as you like say. 'It's not for me it's for you' :P
Await appluase from the punters in the queue behind you.

Only do this if you're prepared to walk the rest of your journey.

[112]

I SO want to be there when someone does that, so i can cheer him on..........

As for walking the way home, you prob have to walk home from then on id reckon.

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[Jebus]

Wonder what Matt Le Tissier is up to nowadays.

He's a panelist/pundit on sky sports soccer saturday most weekends...

Still looks and talks like a **** mind.

[VR46]

Worst joke of the year so far goes to The Sun

How many Page 3 models does it take to change a lightbulb ?

->Open Spoiler<-

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[shanaleonhart]

One time when I was in Sainsburys and queueing up to pay for something this woman on the till was just faffling, she was so useless and so slow for no apparent reason at all, she didn't look ill or anything, it was excruciatingly painful just to watch this pathetic attempt at serving customers. When I got to the till, she slowly put my items through, I was glaring at her as if to say "HURRY THE HELL UP" but I said nothing, until she asked me if I had a reward card to which I replied "No, I dont but in the time you took, I could've ran home and got it" she then started off on a "how dare you talk to me like that?" rant (obviously never heard of the customer is always right) and I just turned round and replied "look, you're as slow as hell on the till, you've obviously got the same problem in the mind, it's time to give up on life already, I'd call the manager but an idiot like you obviously wouldnt understand anything that they were saying, infact.. do you even understand me now? hmm... probably not, bye!" and I walked off, as I was walking away the guy behind me who'd been stuck in the same queue for the past 30mins then said "do you always talk to your customers like that? I want to see the manager!" and I just laughed.

[VR46]

Anyone been watching UFC on Setanta tonight ? BJ Penn title fight - so much blood it was frightening, all from a glancing elbow to the forehead. Then the next fight was over in 17 seconds. Only put it on so didn't forget the Skelton title fight.