Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[prinnysquad]

Early morning scrapings are particularly irksome at the moment.

Every morning, as I slowly gain my senses, I become aware that my nose feels chocka. A trip to the bathroom is a must, and it seems to take longer than ever these days to scrape out the pipes with a tissue. There's always an irritiating mixture of soggers, hard rocks, and the dreaded comet scrapings - partially solid, with a soggy tail attached. Of course, the hard rocks often slip around on the surface of soggers, occasionally disappearing back up whence they came, which is very irky.

This irkiness can be offset, however, by the gold prize of scrapings - a Lance Special, whereby a hair is speared through a crusty effort. Incredible scenes.

[noobish hat]

I literally did not understand a word of that. This is brilliant.

[Neil]

Aaaand I just read that while chowing down on a bowl of Alpen. Yum.

[charlesr]

Poo related:

->Open Spoiler<-

When you wipe and there's a tiny bit of poo that just will not come off on to the paper and instead insists on just rolling around leaving trails until it's completely gone. Might as well just have a shower after those.

[paul]

Aaaand I just read that while chowing down on a chocolate muffin. Yum.

[prinnysquad]

You guys shouldn't be eating when folks are talking about snots and the Smear That Won't Disappear!

[paul]

When standing at a not particularly busy bar, a fella / bird comes up and knows they're not next but insist they are anyway.

In the past, I'd let it slide, but these days I'm not anywhere near as tolerant as I used to be and so usually find my ire getting the better of me, before I vent my frustrations at the incompetence of the bar staff and the underhanded ways of the punter who decides to push in.

[Brats]

Love it how we're not allowed to swear in this thread, but graphic descriptions of crap and bogies are fair game.

[Jebus]

Early morning scrapings are particularly irksome at the moment.

Every morning, as I slowly gain my senses, I become aware that my nose feels chocka. A trip to the bathroom is a must, and it seems to take longer than ever these days to scrape out the pipes with a tissue. There's always an irritiating mixture of soggers, hard rocks, and the dreaded comet scrapings - partially solid, with a soggy tail attached. Of course, the hard rocks often slip around on the surface of soggers, occasionally disappearing back up whence they came, which is very irky.

This irkiness can be offset, however, by the gold prize of scrapings - a Lance Special, whereby a hair is speared through a crusty effort. Incredible scenes.

I'm concerned about you Prinster, you seem to be turning into a 90 year old!

[vanpeebles]

Prinnysquad speaks only the truth. I wonder if the pollen is causing thick green snots at the moment?

[fishbowlhead]

Common colds. I feel pretty much fine, apart from the crap on my chest and the constant crap coming out my nose, thus stopping me from any of my training. Grrrrrr.

[Number45]

Soft apples.

[prinnysquad]

Many irks today.

- Having to go to London for a few days. It's just all wrong.
- The missus' horse. Guaranteed to go lame (how appropriate) when we're going away for a few days. Costs a damn fortune from these shyster vets and she'll be texting furiously for hours on end while we're in that godforsaken city to get 'status updates'. This is the third time this has happened - I've told her that next time we're going away for a few days she has to ring up the vet 3 months in advance and book the slot in preparation.
- Hair. It's happened again. It's gone from a nice, easy length to an unmanageable mop in about 3 days. Last week I hopped out the shower, messed it up a bit, then went on my way. 1 minute job. This week it's so voluminous and wild that if I don't keep it under control through constant rearrangement all day I end up looking like TinTin. I can't use gel as it makes my scalp feel greasy and itch real bad.

Things are coming to a crunch here!

[Neil]

You miserable old cant Prinny.

On the subject of hair I don't know why my hairdresser actually bothers to ask how I would like my hair cut as she just proceeds to cut it on a monthly basis exactly how she wants. It's never short enough godammit. Nearly got the clippers out to it last night. I still look smokin hot but just takes too long to get it how I likes it.

Prinny I'm not doing anything this arvo so if you get time post some pics of the do so I can politely ridicule you. Ta.

[Nif]

- Hair. It's happened again. It's gone from a nice, easy length to an unmanageable mop in about 3 days. Last week I hopped out the shower, messed it up a bit, then went on my way. 1 minute job. This week it's so voluminous and wild that if I don't keep it under control through constant rearrangement all day I end up looking like TinTin. I can't use gel as it makes my scalp feel greasy and itch real bad.

I feel your pain. I usually peak at 3 weeks after a hair cut, I skip out the front door in a 'because I'm worth it' fashion. By week 4 it looks like someone has visited me in the night with garden shears.