Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[eastyy]

tell you one thing that irks me....i am not a huge fan of football but the amount of times i see a poor decision being made which was proven wrong by video footage that just gets my goat

[Brats]

Weddings cost a ton of money for the couple (unless you're Jane Eyre in which case your father pays for it all).

I like weddings when I know the people there. Loads of nice food, usually a free bar, free live music or cheesey disco, stuff like bouncy castles (if you're lucky), discounted rates to stay at a swanky hotel and all for the price of getting there and a pressie.

I don't like weddings where I know no-one though. I've been to weddings where my wife has been invited because she used to work with the bride 20 years ago and knows no-one but the married couple. I usually get smashed and start requesting inappropriate songs from the DJ.

Being a best man is awesome. Done it twice and would jump at the chance to do it again.

[kernow]

I'd probably turn down the chance to be a best man if asked, every best man I've witnessed has been an utter arse 'come on everyone into the hall for the speeches' oh sod off you uppity knob.

[kernow]

God I hate everything.

[prinnysquad]

I lol at Kernow.

And FartYdwaD - what the hell are you talking about? Something to do with Dad's Army maybe?

And Brats - I've been to two weddings where I knew less than two people there. Most awful. On the first one, we were fill-ins for absentees for the main do. A swanky meal on the North York Moors Railway, hired for the afternoon. I've never felt like such a parasitic freeloader before or since. The other time was last Easter, I knew the bride, through someone else, and that was it. Good grief, it was awkward.

[charlesr]

Not sure if it should be in this thread, because it's more than an irk.... but....

MS dashboard. What a load of rubbish.
Just give me the option of a list to scroll around fast. Please.
If it must be all fancy, then instead of having the highlighted item at the bottom or left of the screen, please can we have it in the center so we can see what's coming in BOTH directions? Thanks.
And if options are greyed out, please can you make the cursor skip them? It's totally retarded having to click over those ones.
Who designed this twaddle?
As I typed this, my HD started clicking in a bad way. MS must be watching me.

[Decider-VT]

Not being able to afford those lovely new Hori RAPs. Or find the premium one to order, anywhere.

[Decider-VT]

Not sure if it should be in this thread, because it's more than an irk.... but....

MS dashboard. What a load of rubbish.

MS should bite the bullet and copy the XMB.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

CSI Miami. Emily Procter and Eva La Rue are fap fodder.

Edit:

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd posted in the wrong thread due to the aforementioned Ms Procter.

[J0e Musashi]

CSI Miami. Emily Procter and Eva La Rue are fap fodder.

That's an irk?

[prinnysquad]

DodDed!

FudMiDeuD doesn't like teh lady wangles.

[fishbowlhead]

God I hate everything.

[NW2013]

CSI Miami. Emily Procter and Eva La Rue are fap fodder.

That Eva La Rue is 43. Why don't we have 43 year olds like that in England? That's an irk.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

That's an irk?

Posted in the wrong thread! And yes, I was watching CSI Miami at the time so was distracted.

[charlesr]

Not sure if it should be in this thread, because it's more than an irk.... but....

MS dashboard. What a load of rubbish.
Just give me the option of a list to scroll around fast. Please.
If it must be all fancy, then instead of having the highlighted item at the bottom or left of the screen, please can we have it in the center so we can see what's coming in BOTH directions? Thanks.
And if options are greyed out, please can you make the cursor skip them? It's totally retarded having to click over those ones.
Who designed this twaddle?
As I typed this, my HD started clicking in a bad way. MS must be watching me.

And while I'm at it, I just notice the SKY+HD (and presumably therefore the SKY+) EPG does exactly the same daft thing. It's stuck against the left hand side of the screen on a scrolling menu.....

AND WHAT THE..... I had hoped this would have been fixed by now.....
There is no way to assign favourites from the TV Guide. You HAVE to go to options/favourites. I understand you can see more in the list there, but just let me press it from there already. How often do you want to add or remove more than one at a time? Once!