Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[Brad]

Wife + grade #1 Shaver = haircuts for free!

[NW2013]

Monthly haircuts? what the ..

Yep, every 3 weeks for me.

[kernow]

What are you, a wookie?

[Spatial]

The old boys network.

Apparently it turns out that someone getting some kickbacks is far more important than minimising the risk of 5000 people burning to death in a fire.

Okay so that's more of a major safety concern than an irk, but we don't have a thread for that...

[EvilBoris]

What are you, a wookie?

I have to have my hair cut every 3 weeks to stop looking like a tatty teenager

[Mayhem]

My hair grows rather quickly (certainly more than the average) and even I get my hair cut just every six weeks...

[Dirty Sanchez]

I have a cut every 4 weeks, fast growth and don't want to be mistaken for a student.

I could easily shave twice a day if I could be bothered.

[vanpeebles]

Bungle Bear

[J0e Musashi]

Anyway, has anybody seen the advert for James Bond Aston Martin Kit?

The first issue is ?1.99 and then the next 84 issues are ?6.99, that means the car will end up costing you a whopping

?589.15!

I'm still getting it.

[Rossco]

I have a cut every 4 weeks, fast growth and don't want to be mistaken for a student.

I could easily shave twice a day if I could be bothered.

3 weeks here!! Which leads me on nicely to todays irk... Even went out of the way today on my gammy ankle on my lunch break to get a haircut for my date tonight before it was bloody cancelled!! Not that I'm counting but I've now been cancelled on, on the day of the event, three times in the last seven days by two different girls. What the hell is going on!?

They have actually been valid excuses so I can't complain but come on, it's getting ridiculous now!!

[randombs]

You guys are a bunch of gorillas.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Perhaps the word has got around that you've got a limp...........;-o

[randombs]

Not surprised. I bet it's a bloody jungle down there.

[Kieran76]

On an irk note, what's with this womens 'fashion' for dressing like an 80's prostitute at the moment? It basically consists of a waist length fur jacket, jeans so tight it stops them being able to walk without looking like they'd **** themselves, and high heels that just add to the giraffe on rollerblades stride. This is usually in the mix with a stupid 80's throwback haircut. (oddly, that make them look like men) I can just imagine the conversation if my girlfriend dressed like this, "how do I look?"..........."like a cheap hooker".

This was such a top post that I woke my wife up at 6.50 this morning to read it to her.

[kryss]

3 weeks here!! Which leads me on nicely to todays irk... Even went out of the way today on my gammy ankle on my lunch break to get a haircut for my date tonight before it was bloody cancelled!! Not that I'm counting but I've now been cancelled on, on the day of the event, three times in the last seven days by two different girls. What the hell is going on!?

They have actually been valid excuses so I can't complain but come on, it's getting ridiculous now!!

Tough break dude.

The girl I thought was interested turned out to just have been showing me her "small town friendliness". I give up on white women, too much tease.