It's the way the corridors herd you past every single thing they sell that narks. They sell some nice looking and useful stuff amongst the tat and dirge, but my mind is only set on the goal of the exit, so there's no time to stop and look. If I did, I may never find my way out.
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You know that bit in Father Ted where the priests get lost and can't find their way out of the lingerie bit of a shop?
That's IKEA.Comment
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I generally do what Ikobo said, but there are also shortcuts through the store not marked on maps. Depends if they are the same to the one near me.Lie with passion and be forever damned...Comment
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The amount of trees around where I live. Parakeets chirping in the early hours of the morning.
Also it being bright at 5am. WHAT THE HELL.Comment
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Parakeets in trees, where do you live South America?Originally posted by speedlolita View PostComment
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"I wish to close my Casino account as I am playing and losing too much"
"That's a shame, I would however like to offer you a ?20 bonus and a 50% bonus on your next deposit. I can also leave your account open and you can just not play for a while and you can come back whenver you want. It won't cost you anything as our accounts are free!"
I'm not sure if they're morons or just immoral arseholes.Comment
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We get parakeets in our garden quite often, there are supposed to be a lot of 'em about in places like London, Surrey and Kent. The numbers have been going up in recent years so they're now not an uncommon sight.Originally posted by neil2k View PostComment
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U cant get lost in Ikea. Its 1 long path that is intended to herd you past everything they sell, then spit you out the other end.Originally posted by toythatkills View Post
I love the sound of the birdies outside my bedroom window. I've noticed that as I've gotten older I seem to be more aware of the beautiful wildlife surrounding me. Its great. Enjoy it while its still here.Originally posted by speedlolita View PostComment
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No air conditioning at work. Having to work in an environment constantly at 30 degrees is really beginning to grate.Comment
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Not sure if I should put this in the irks or smiles thread... I just got my first call from one of those scam PC service centres which want to "fix" your slow PC. They were from the "technical centre of my broadband server"
I'm irked because I had to answer the call and waste a few seconds on it (and now that one has called there might be more to follow) but I did enjoy telling them that I know they're scam artists and hanging up on them.Comment
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A mate arranged a cinema night on Friday, 4 of us go, we meet up and the guy who arranged it had a cold, he was coughing abit through the film, I kind of tried to keep my distance but alas here I am today with a mega sore throat, one of the others too has caught it, if i'd have known the guy had a cold I wouldn't have gone, why oh why do people with colds think its a good idea to goout and about doing regular stuff, just stay in and watch tv/movies and sleep.
What really annoys me is I was on a good run, had not had a cold for about a year and a half, got through the winter and then in June I have to catch a cold.Last edited by mikewl; 13-06-2011, 15:19.Comment
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Perhaps, but when I've gone to bed at 2am (>_>) and need to get up at around 8 for work it's not great.Originally posted by EDDIE M0NS00N View PostComment
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Yeah, I know.
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