Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[ETC]

Checking for lumps...

That's definitely more info than you wanted, but anything else but the truth would have just made it sound well dodgy

Well you probably managed to make one poking it [that sounds even worse]

['Press Start']

Touchy subject but it irks me.

For the record I do not believe the following statement but I do believe it is not racist:-

* All Americans are stupid

How can it be racist? Americans are not a race, Native Americans are but 'Americans' are not. Americans are made up of different races so it is not singling out one race but in fact all races who live in America. One can be Chinese and gain American citizenship, one cannot be Chinese and become black. So Americans are not a race.

To say all Americans are stupid is in fact prejudice and not racist!

Real truth is to say all Americans are stupid is in fact stupid itself but I use it to deliver my irk!

[randombs]

I wonder if people say it's racist because they either don't know exactly what race means or because it's easier to attack the statement if it's considered racist?

[ETC]

American cooking measurements. A ccup of this and that,
Just found a recepie that wants a cup of carrots, a cup for ***** sake so lazy they can't count to 3. Boils my piss

[Decider-VT]

Grade caps. One of our lecturers capped the grades for our final piece of coursework at 80%, which precludes everybody from getting the 85% for an equivalent to a first. I honestly don't understand why it's necessary- what's the point of putting so much effort into the work if all you can achieve is second best?

[QualityChimp]

American cooking measurements. A ccup of this and that,
Just found a recepie that wants a cup of carrots, a cup for ***** sake so lazy they can't count to 3. Boils my piss

Wait, tonight's menu is Boiled American Piss?

The other things you post in the "What's For Tea?" thread seem a lot more... appetising!

[sj33]

*goes to buy beer*
Lady: "Do you have any ID?"
*shows passport*
Lady: "1985?!" *looks at me suspiciously*

I think at this rate, my passport isn't going to be proof enough anymore. I know I look young for my age, but it's getting a bit ridiculous, I honestly think she almost didn't serve me.

[Fader209]

Do you have a driving license? That has to be the best proof of identity imo.

I feel your pain btw, I once got ID'd for buying White spirit....I was 25 years old.

[randombs]

Jake, lop all your hair off. It'll make you look older

[J0e Musashi]

People that do not give up their seat on the Tube. This morning, a girl gets on at Finsbury Park who looks like she's eaten a sofa and clearly about to faint. The studious looking fella watching a super hero movie on his iPad just totally zoned out, and the woman opposite him pretended she was asleep. I shouted out to the offending walrus and invited her all the way down the isle, to which she beamed 1000 thank you's.

Situations like that really piss me off.

[averybluemonkey]

Sounds like she needs the exercise from standing though! Unless you mean she was pregnant .

[speedlolita]

Standing is exercise now?

[importaku]

Considering the price i have to pay for a monthly pass to use public transport i don't give up my seat for nobody, love getting old people hassling me to give up my seat, sorry but i actually paid for my seat so no i won't be giving it up.

After busting my ass at work all day the last thing im going to do is stand up on the bus for half an hour as it makes it's way home. Don't even get me started on the women that bring a sprog wagon on the bus & proceed to take up all the room.

[eastyy]

people who approach roundabouts with no intentions of actually slowing down even though there is a car going around it

[eastyy]

*goes to buy beer*
Lady: "Do you have any ID?"
*shows passport*
Lady: "1985?!" *looks at me suspiciously*

I think at this rate, my passport isn't going to be proof enough anymore. I know I look young for my age, but it's getting a bit ridiculous, I honestly think she almost didn't serve me.

Lol showed my passport to someone who asked for id and they said but my passport expired ..i pointed out the fact i am still the same person