I'm not really sure this fits in here but I feel it's a story that really needs to be told!
I've got a bit of a cold starting up today and also my lips are starting to become chapped, I thought I'd have a bit of a look around for some of that lip care stuff but knew I hadn't seen any for a few months.
Anyway, after searching through a few drawers in the kitchen and bathroom I managed to find one but it looked a little suspect due to being in less than perfect condition. It was a bit mucky, the label had come off but I thought that the balm is sealed inside so its safe to use and that I'd buy some fresh stuff tomorrow.
I started putting it on and was thinking that maybe this stuff does actually have a use by date as it didn't quite feel or taste how it usually does when it's freshly opened.
So I finish with it, put the top back on, put it back in the drawer...
(I'd suggest starting this video for atmosphere before continuing)
...and in the draw I find a clear piece of curled up plastic with this written on it.
I admit, that isn't exactly what it said on it as I can't find an exact copy as I think it was some cheap stuff that we got in Europe somewhere but you get the idea.
Walking down the stairs, hot girl in a low cut top walking up the stairs. Literally can't avoid having a look (without turning to look at the wall or something at least).
Walking down the stairs, hot girl in a low cut top walking up the stairs. Literally can't avoid having a look (without turning to look at the wall or something at least).
When I had a brief stint at Gamestation there was this hot girl with massive (fake, pretty much definitely) knockers that came in once, I didn't have the courage to look at her when I had to serve her as auto-pilot would have kicked in and I'd never be able to re-focus, she had a Medusa aura about her.
My best hot woman on the stairs experience was at Euston Square underground station. I was at the bottom of the stairs and a stunning looking woman in a short skirt (that was right on the edge of being scandalously short) was standing chatting to someone at the top of the stairs... then a big gust of wind blew through the tunnels, and lo, a heavenly arse was revealed unto me!
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