Little things that bring a smile to your face

[NemesiS]

Please tell me you're joking.

Well i'm not joking obviously. Why should i have to put up with her slavering into my bowl every day after i have told her to bring her own in. Tough tits now. Her only consolation is that she is blissfully unaware that she has had her cornflakes with pee arse sweat stuck to the sides of the bowl and spoon.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Why not wash your stuff up and keep it in your drawer at work - that's what I do with my mug?

[prinnysquad]

I remember at school, whenever someone had a packet of crisps or sweets, there'd be a rabble of kids flocking around them, mugging them of the contents. To combat this, one lad used to spit all over the crisps the moment he opened the bag. Disgustingly cunning.

[NemesiS]

Why not wash your stuff up and keep it in your drawer at work - that's what I do with my mug?

Its normally left on my desk but if the cleaners come in and put it in the dishwasher it ends up in the kitchen, but thats not the point. She knows its mine along with all the other peoples crockery she takes without asking.

[monel]

I remember at school, whenever someone had a packet of crisps or sweets, there'd be a rabble of kids flocking around them, mugging them of the contents. To combat this, one lad used to spit all over the crisps the moment he opened the bag. Disgustingly cunning.

Wow, I thought my school was rough. Secondary, that is, Juniors was great.

[prinnysquad]

My comprehensive school attracted scum from the nearby villages.

The crisp thing happened to me once. I think I ended up squashed half to death, and had about half a crisp, before the contents were whipped out of my hand and gnashed within about 10 seconds. I brought no more.

[toythatkills]

Second was this morning. A couple of the girls at work keep taking my (amongst others) brekkie bowl and spoon for their cereal without asking and it started to annoy me. So last night before i left i took it in the bog and wiped the spoon up the crack of my sweaty arse and then pissed in the bowl and on the spoon and let them drip dry for 10 mins then put them back in the kitchen as if they had been washed.

Anyways, just got in and she's tucking into her cereal from the bowl and spoon. Marvellous. Still laughing with a couple of the lads now. She can keep the bowl

I imagine that that is very illegal, and if it's true you better hope she never finds out.

[Number45]

Well i'm not joking obviously. Why should i have to put up with her slavering into my bowl every day after i have told her to bring her own in. Tough tits now. Her only consolation is that she is blissfully unaware that she has had her cornflakes with pee arse sweat stuck to the sides of the bowl and spoon.

I'm not suggesting you should put up with it, and I'm sure it's incredibly annoying, but don't you think the punishment is seriously extreme? Not to mention potentially dangerous and, obviously, utterly disgusting?

[sj33]

I imagine that that is very illegal, and if it's true you better hope she never finds out.

Even if it's his own stuff? Not getting involved in the rights and wrongs of this, but...

[Dirty Sanchez]

The cleaners have been having the last laugh for months - they do the same thing to you as they are so annoyed you are too lazy to wash your own cereal bowl. ;-)

[NemesiS]

The cleaners have been having the last laugh for months - they do the same thing to you as they are so annoyed you are too lazy to wash your own cereal bowl. ;-)

I'm not daft enough to stick cereal straight into my bowl when its been taken by the cleaners. I always wash it first thing (when its there) with boiling water before using it. I've seen this kind of crap happen enough times with other people.

[Skull Commander]

NemesiS, I love it! Serves the bint right.

[toythatkills]

Even if it's his own stuff? Not getting involved in the rights and wrongs of this, but...

He's done it with the full knowledge that someone else was going to use it, so yeah. I don't think "but it's mine" or "I didn't know somebody else was going to use it" would work as a defence, because there's no real way to explain why you'd do it otherwise. And he's told people and laughed about it on the internet, too. That won't help his case.

[NemesiS]

He's done it with the full knowledge that someone else was going to use it, so yeah. I don't think "but it's mine" or "I didn't know somebody else was going to use it" would work as a defence, because there's no real way to explain why you'd do it otherwise. And he's told people and laughed about it on the internet, too. That won't help his case.

Lol, wheres the proof. The bowl and spoon as we speak is sat on the sink draining board washed...

And posting on here and having a chuckle is neither here nor there. Nobody knows anything about me on here and i haven't mentioned any names, company or colleagues, lol.

[prinnysquad]

He could just argue that he was one of these people who drink their own piss. And who hasn't played arse-crack castanets with spoons? That's why he'd do these things.

If I was into these things, and someone else had the audacity to use my piss-drinking bowl and musical arse spoons, then I'd laugh about it too.

Y'see : D-FENS